I really love making fun of Craigslist Missed Connections. So, let’s do that now, ok?
Honesty, Integrity, Morals and Values – w4m – 38 (santa rosa)
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Is that too much to ask for…
I have answered many cl ad’s and most are not true to what they are looking for.
I am a mother of 3(2 of them girls) and it is extremely important to me that my next special someone has these characteristic’s.
I am a simple person that is happiest when my special someone is happy. Please no smokers, druggies, alcoholics or if you have been in jail/prison don’t bother to email.
If you have like what you read, email me…..I will try and answer every email as quickly as possible
Thanks
Nae
BTW I am not a thin woman…I am probably considered chubby….
Oh, sweet Jesus. Wait, am I not in Missed Connections? Hhahah… no, I was in personals. I was about to say, this shit has gotten fucking desperate. Speaking of which, good luck, Nae. The person you want doesn’t exist, chubby.
Runnin’ – w4m
Of course. You’re the pro at that arent you
Yes I am. You do know this is missed connections right? Read this back to yourself, sister. What are the chances that he knows you’re talking to him? This is why you’re alone.
hyde street apt hottie! – w4m – 28 (tenderloin)
I was walking in2 my friends apt and you were walking downstairs. We exchanged looks but i need more lol. If you are single i would love a hug… 400 block of hyde street and you were wearing a black shirt.
Is it me, or will a hug not really get you very far. You need to shoot for bigger goals. If you want him to respond, you should change this to, “If you are single, I would love to try anal.” Guarantee he’ll respond then.
Buccaneer/Rubber chicken in my purse – w4m (nob hill)
Sorry for running out this morning. I would like to see you/my cardigan/my bus pass again.
You ho! It’s girls like this that make me love San Francisco. Fellas, this is why I tell you to never go back to your place. You know she’s coming back over now, I mean she’s writing you a Missed Connections post after she connected. Bitch is crazy, which generally equates to a good fuck.
To the Dude(s) I Karaoked with at the End of Last Night – w4m – 23 (north beach / telegraph hill)
I remember one name: Patrick (you and I danced to Backstreet Boys, I think). There were like 3 of you though. We karaoked together and it was amazing. However, I was really drunk, and now I can’t remember what songs we sang. I know Closing Time was the last one, but there was another (possibly two more?) song(s) that I am just blanking on. Help me out here?
In case you don’t remember me, I was the drunk brunette who sang Push It and 99 Red Balloons (…among other things).
xoxoxo
You know what I love about this girl? Yeah, of course you do, she’s using missed connections to connect to 2 songs she can’t remember singing. That, and the last bit there when she said, “(…among other things).” Meaning, she blew one of them in the bathroom. Awesome.
Bow tie Temple Club – w4m
Heeeyy youuu,
We danced/ made out at the temple bar tonight during Gaslamp killer. You were wearing a bow tie, smelled of ambercobie and tasted like winter-fresh. I think you were trying to talk to me but it was wwwwaaayyyy too loud in there dummy. Either way I’ll be at Portugal the Man tomorrow night at the fillmore and club 94 on Saturday night. Try to find me
You can’t make these up! I know that if I’m at the club, wearing a bow tie, then chances of me hitting up a girl that called me a dummy is not likely. You realize he’s wearing a bow tie to a club because he thinks he’s amazing, right?
you flashed me N judah – m4w (sunset / parkside)
We were the only 2 on the last N Judah car, going to the Ocean.
You stared me down as we rode, I got off at 32nd and when I looked up at your window you pulled down your shirt and flashed me your titties as you drove away.
E-mail me and I’ll will suck and fondle them for you.
YES!!!!!!! YES YES YES… I need to right the N Judah more often.
21 Hayes – m4w
Sat next to each other on the bus…I had a brown jacket and glasses on, you had black hair and long sleeve shirt…I think you were cold! How about a cup of coffee to warm up?
Dude, it’s San Francisco, we’re all cold.
Kyle – w4m
I’m crazy about you. I have been from the start. Meeting you was one of the best things that has ever happened to me.
You’ll probably never see this, but I needed to say it and put it out there. Maybe one day I’ll have the guts to actually say it to you.
Guess who I’m friends with, lady? That’s right, Kyle. And, he is reading this. Your connection will happen! Kyle, hit this chick up!
