Snapinin’ my slutty friends. I’m here again this year to bring you the sluttiest pre and post Halloween costumes. I gotta be honest, I don’t even know how to handle this post this year.
I mean, Halloween is just out of control at this point. Basically, wear stockings, heels, panties, a bra and something on your [...]
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Slutty Halloween Costumes 2008
October 16th, 2008 · 5 Comments
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Best of Ask Toph… Dating Edition
September 10th, 2008 · 2 Comments
I was talking to my good friend last night, who will remain nameless, who told me that it’s been so long since he dated that he’s forgotten how. This guy isn’t a loser or anything, he was just in a committed, serious relationship for the past 3 years. That was until she ripped his heart [...]
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Cute and Smart… Pshaw!
August 1st, 2007 · 7 Comments
No pshaw, actually. Apparently, this mythological pairing actually does exist in the form of Nicole Lapin. The minds of CNN have finally created the robot woman that men have craved since the beginning. (Wow… this is really sounding sexist. She’s so hot she’s making me sexist.) Yesterday I found myself in a stricken with boredom, [...]
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Would You? Ana Ivanovic
June 8th, 2007 · 7 Comments
So, I’ve decided to start a new feature on the world famous Toph Speaks. It’s called, “Would you?” as you saw from the title. Basically, I’ll post some photos of a chick that I’m undecided about, and ask if you’d do her. The question of would you started back when Ray and I were younger. [...]
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