Toph Speaks

I was talking to my good friend last night, who will remain nameless, who told me that it’s been so long since he dated that he’s forgotten how. This guy isn’t a loser or anything, he was just in a committed, serious relationship for the past 3 years. That was until she ripped his heart [...]

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Toph’s Note:  I’ll be headed to Austin tomorrow for Ray’s wedding, followed by a trip to Boston. I’ll hopefully be back around next Thursday, the 14th, but I’ll probably be catching up with work. You can follow my trip on Twitter at Twitter.com/tophmiller2.
Ana Beatriz Barros might not be as famous as Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima [...]

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So, the other day Ray had an idea, which was to highlight some sexy print ads. I thought that Ray had a brilliant idea, and that’s what I’m here to do. Let’s look at some sexy ads, shall we?!
Obviously, American Apparel has always been known for printing sexy, provocative ads. However, this ad, which appeared [...]

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OK, before you say shit, Ray, she is of age. When your girl Miley flips over 17, then I’ll gladly have her up (or when the naked photos are posted… which ever comes first).
I’m assuming by this point, regardless of your love or hate for Disney, you know Vanessa Hudgens. She’s that hot girl dating [...]

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Right now everyone is screaming at me for putting Paris Hilton as the Skillet of the Week, and I think that’s funny. OK, yes, I posted her just to get a rise out of people. I haven’t had an uproar in a long time.
But, Paris is kind of hot, don’t you think? Maybe it’s because [...]

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You don’t know Irina Sheik (otherwise known as Irina Shayk)? Truth be told, I don’t really either. What I do know is that she’s a smokin’ hot Russian who’s been in the SI swimsuit issue, and the Victoria’s Secret catalog.
How come the Russian’s I’ve met are all ugly, toad looking people? Where are these hot [...]

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For some reason, I’ve been saving Blake Lively. Not entirely sure why, but seeing Accepted over the weekend reminded me that it’s time. Sure, it’s long overdue, but I’ve been too fixated on other ladies of Gossip Girl to have a place for Blake Lively.
So, who is she? Well, she’s the blond chick from Gossip [...]

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There’s actually a writer here in the Bay Area named Toph One who writes for SF Weekly. But, we’re not talking about him today, are we? No, we’re talking about Maxim failing. How hard is it to pick a top 10 list of ladies that everyone can appreciate? Sorry, I’ll catch you up - Maxim [...]

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Welcome to the International House of Hotness. At least that’s what it feels like. Seems like every week we have a new girl from across the pond, a pond… err… ocean. This week’s Skillet is Krystal Forscutt of Big Brother UK fame. She’s also all over that Zoo magazine, which, from what I’ve gathered is [...]

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After watching 130+ hours of NCAA tournament play, I’ve discovered 3 things:
1. Western Kentucky, Davidson, University of Texas Arlington and all #1 seeds could beat the Mavs in a 7 game series.
2. The UCLA Bruin Cheerleaders are easily the hottest cheerleaders, not only in the NCAA, but in the history of the world. Isn’t this [...]

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