Toph Speaks

Snapinin’ my slutty friends. I’m here again this year to bring you the sluttiest pre and post Halloween costumes. I gotta be honest, I don’t even know how to handle this post this year.
I mean, Halloween is just out of control at this point. Basically, wear stockings, heels, panties, a bra and something on your [...]

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Toph’s Note:  I’ll be headed to Austin tomorrow for Ray’s wedding, followed by a trip to Boston. I’ll hopefully be back around next Thursday, the 14th, but I’ll probably be catching up with work. You can follow my trip on Twitter at Twitter.com/tophmiller2.
Ana Beatriz Barros might not be as famous as Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima [...]

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Because every day should be Miranda Kerr Day….

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(Toph’s note: I know I’m getting in on this late, but I still refuse to believe it.)
I’m tired of pregnancy bringing down my favorite ladies. First, Jessica Alba, then Jamie Lynn Spears Hallie Berry, and now Alessandra Ambrosio. Well, Ale is still not confirmed, but according to Page Six, it’s true. Ugh, I hate when [...]

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Every year, whether it’s football, baseball or football 2, you have award winners. You have everything from MVP and Rookie of the Year to Comeback player of the Year and Executive of the Year. Well, we (me) here at Toph Speaks are no different. A rousing conversation in the comments section of Skillet of [...]

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Models are people too. I have to remind myself of that every time one of the VS models pops onto Skillet of the Week. This week is no exception, either, because Miranda Kerr is a person. A hot person. Plus she does not say, Thurdeen, and that’s important for an Australian.
Miranda is an [...]

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I hate this guy.  He gets to do that to THIS.

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You heard me right; today is Adriana Lima’s birthday. Born Adriana Sex Lima, June 12, 1981. So, I figured that should finally earn her Skillet of the Week Honors. I was going with Topanga from Boy Meets World, but I figured this might be better for everyone. Lima has graced the cover of every magazine [...]

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Jarah is hot. Well, I guess you knew that though, didn’t you? I mean, what’s a skillet if it’s not hot? As you all know, when it comes to Victoria’s Secret, I am Ambrosio through and through, but I wouldn’t kick Jarah is right up there. There are a lot of misnomers about Jarah, that [...]

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I’m not sure how this is Ale’s first time making The Toph’s Skillet of the Week, but all I can say is, “It’s about time.” I can say more than that, but who has the time? Why do we love Alessandra Ambrosio? Well, she’s a ridiculously hot Victoria’s Secrets model. Ale actually just celebrated her [...]

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