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Slutty Halloween Costumes 2008

October 16th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Snapinin’ my slutty friends. I’m here again this year to bring you the sluttiest pre and post Halloween costumes. I gotta be honest, I don’t even know how to handle this post this year.
I mean, Halloween is just out of control at this point. Basically, wear stockings, heels, panties, a bra and something on your [...]

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Vegas… Again

September 25th, 2008 · 6 Comments

OK, I am finally 75% caught up at work. So, it’s time to sit down and tell you guys a story. A story about a guy with a dream. A dream to own Vegas for a week. It’s a heroic story. A story of love, faith, trials and tribulations. Wait, actually it doesn’t have any [...]

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Toph Life… Vegas The Finale

March 26th, 2008 · 6 Comments

I don’t usually do 3 part series, but my first trip to Vegas deserved it. So, if you need to catch up (ketchup), then you may do so here (Vegas Day 1) and here (Vegas Day 2). Before I get back into it - I did want to remind you of some of the goings-on [...]

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Toph Life… Vegas Part 2

March 12th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Let’s pick up where Part 1 (Click the link if you need to catch up) left off. I’d again like to start by saying it’s 4:31 on Tuesday, March 11th. A lot has happened since we last left each other. For instance, I went from writing on a 24″ iMac to writing on a 15″ [...]

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Toph Life… Vegas Part 1

March 5th, 2008 · 10 Comments

I am finally sitting down to write my Vegas post. I wanted to preface all of this by saying just a couple of things to get you a little more acquainted with what’s going on. Maybe a little history into how this all came about. I will start by saying that it’s 9:50am on Wednesday, [...]

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