Toph Speaks

I’m good. Life has finally slowed down to the point where I can think again, which is good. Yes, I come back from a near 2 week absence a married man. I don’t feel different, but I’m not sure I’m supposed to. I think it helps when you get married and you feel the same. [...]

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If you thought there was no way the Maldives looked as good as the photos… you were wrong.
This place is the coolest place I have ever been. I’ll give more details when we return. Just wanted everyone to know were safe, and this place is the greatest place in the world… for lovers. What?
For pictures [...]

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Snaps, bitches. Well, the Toph is married. We are in Dubai right now… waiting for our flight to the Maldives. There’s going to be so much sex La Diabla will never walk again.
See you in a week. late.

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Wow, 3 days left till I get married. Let’s keep pressing on. It’s funny, because ever since I started my Tophspeaks countdown, I’ve had the urge to run. No, not on a treadmill, I’m talking about Forrest Gump across the country type of run. I can’t believe I let you people talk me into this.
So, [...]

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Music News
Alright, what’s going on in the world of music? Yes, I have decided that I will include a few things going around that I think are important in music news. So, let’s get into it, shall we? Are you a fan of G. Love and the Special Sauce? You should be. Point being, [...]

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It seems that newspapers are well on their way to just giving up. As a person who has worked for two prominent newspapers, I can’t help but to be seriously let down by it all. I thoroughly enjoyed my time at The Dallas Morning News and The San Francisco Chronicle, and it was strange [...]

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I thought, since I have picked up so many new readers, I should give you the Best of Ask Toph. It’s nothing much really, just a little insider to what you have been missing for the past 4 years. Here you go…
Steve in Seattle, WA - Hey Toph, there’s this chick in my speech class [...]

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Welcome to the new world of the Toph. May all your dreams come true. I’ve been a Myspace blogger for some time now, and I figured it was time to branch out. I posted about it a few weeks ago, and as things happen, GQ caught wind of this. The requested an interview, and [...]

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Today I have made public my run for office. With the approval of my mother, Mayor Laura Miller of Dallas, I will be running for Mayor of Dallas in the next elections. It’s actually not too hard. Here’s the checklist…
Be a United States citizenBe 18 [...]

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