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Did I mention I became a dad on August 14th?

Slowly, but surely you’ll start seeing TophSpeaks return to form. I’ve finally started working on the back filled blogs (you’ll see the latest Ask Toph’s now…), and hopefully we’ll have totally up and running normally in a couple of months. … Continue reading →

Sappinin’, suckas. I had a flooded inbox of Ask Toph questions on a variety of topics, so I thought I’d reach out to you, the little people, and answer your questions. Oh, and Mike, sorry I missed your email early … Continue reading →

Christmas is the most wonderful time in the world. I know it, you know it, everyone friggin’ knows it. Let’s look at the breakdown of awesomicity. 1. Making sweet, gooey love in the snow. 2. Riding reindeer all night long. … Continue reading →

It’s Diabla’s favorite holiday. Why? Well, I buy her a shitload of lingerie, because I created a holiday called Thanksgerie. As soon as we’re done with the turkey, we get to sexin’ in her new outfits. (As long as it’s … Continue reading →

I guess you could say I’ve been very lucky when it has to do with drinking. It seems that I’ve just always known someone working at a bar, owning a bar or someone who has known someone who works at … Continue reading →

“Down the Stretch,” the official drink of the 2008 Breeders’ Cup is phenomenal. It’s Grey Goose vodka, lemon-lime soda, cranberry juice and sweet and sour mix, which is then shaken a bit, then add blue curacao. Lastly, it’s garnished with … Continue reading →

It’s been said that I make great decisions for other people. Granted, some of my own decisions are pretty remarkable, as well. For some reason this old story comes to mind. Wait a minute… what the shit ever happened to … Continue reading →