Snapinin’ my slutty friends. I’m here again this year to bring you the sluttiest pre and post Halloween costumes. I gotta be honest, I don’t even know how to handle this post this year.
I mean, Halloween is just out of control at this point. Basically, wear stockings, heels, panties, a bra and something on your [...]
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Slutty Halloween Costumes 2008
October 16th, 2008 · 5 Comments
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Vegas… Again
September 25th, 2008 · 6 Comments
OK, I am finally 75% caught up at work. So, it’s time to sit down and tell you guys a story. A story about a guy with a dream. A dream to own Vegas for a week. It’s a heroic story. A story of love, faith, trials and tribulations. Wait, actually it doesn’t have any [...]
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The Annexation of Puerto Rico…
October 18th, 2004 · 1 Comment
A long time ago I was sitting on a beach in Puerto Rico, smelling that fresh Rican air. When a beautiful women approached me from behind. Startled by her soft touch, I turned around and hit her right where her perfect high cheek bones met her dimpled cheeks. As I was throwing this punch at [...]
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