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Vegas… Again

September 25th, 2008 · 6 Comments

OK, I am finally 75% caught up at work. So, it’s time to sit down and tell you guys a story. A story about a guy with a dream. A dream to own Vegas for a week. It’s a heroic story. A story of love, faith, trials and tribulations. Wait, actually it doesn’t have any [...]

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What the Fuck, America?

September 11th, 2008 · No Comments

I didn’t want to talk politics again, but damn, what the hell is going on in this country? Really? Who are these people that think John McCain - Sarah Palin is a good idea?
I’ve made it clear that I’m an Barack Obama supporter from the time this thing started. Hell, I became a supporter when [...]

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Tags: Barack Obama · Change · Election 2008 · John McCain · News · Sarah Palin · Toph Life · Toph Listens · Vote or Die · toph · tophspeaks

Best of Ask Toph… Dating Edition

September 10th, 2008 · 2 Comments

I was talking to my good friend last night, who will remain nameless, who told me that it’s been so long since he dated that he’s forgotten how. This guy isn’t a loser or anything, he was just in a committed, serious relationship for the past 3 years. That was until she ripped his heart [...]

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Tags: Ask Toph · Comedy · Dating Advice · How to be Awesome · Humor · Ladies · Self Help · Sex · Sex = Babies · Tacos = Jesus · Texas Girls · Toph Life · Toph Sex · Women · Would You? · skillets · toph · tophspeaks

My Night at Fenway : Rangers – Red Sox

August 14th, 2008 · 4 Comments

(Toph’s Note:  Photos of the game are located HERE - This can also be seen on TheSportsBizzo.com)
There’s a lot of ways I want to start this story, because there’s so much to tell I don’t know where to start. I guess I’ll start by saying I got to witness one of the best baseball games [...]

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Tags: Baseball · How to be Awesome · MLB · Sports · Toph Life · toph · tophspeaks

Sexy Print Ads…

July 31st, 2008 · 2 Comments

So, the other day Ray had an idea, which was to highlight some sexy print ads. I thought that Ray had a brilliant idea, and that’s what I’m here to do. Let’s look at some sexy ads, shall we?!
Obviously, American Apparel has always been known for printing sexy, provocative ads. However, this ad, which appeared [...]

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Toph Life - Bikinis!

June 12th, 2008 · No Comments

They say on every great woman is a bikini, which is why we’re bringing you the very first Toph Speaks Swimsuit Edition. I’m not gonna lie, I don’t really know anything about bikinis. I can’t tell you where to find the perfect one, or what colors will look best on you. What I know is [...]

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Skillet of the Week… Toph

June 4th, 2008 · 2 Comments

This might be the funniest, most vain thing that I’ve done. But, what the ladies want, the ladies get.
Let’s give some background!
Born Christopher Alan Miller, he was raised in the great state of Texas, in a sexy town called Mesquite. He attended college at Texas Wesleyan University as a Theatre Major / Pre-Law minor. He [...]

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College?!

May 28th, 2008 · 9 Comments

I’ve been thinking about college a lot lately. Not thinking I should attend, because I’ve already gone to college and graduated. Yeah, I had a pretty enjoyable experience. Now, I didn’t attend UT or The Ohio State, or any school like that. I went to a small school, but that’s not what this is about. [...]

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Tags: Church of Toph · Comedy · Humor · Toph Sex · toph · tophspeaks

Introducing… The Sports Bizzo…

April 18th, 2008 · 3 Comments

As I’ve said before when promoting other people, I don’t usually promote other people. So, why am I doing it again? Because this time it’s me, as well.
I’d like to introduce you all to The Sports Bizzo. Here’s what I’ve already written about the site, reproduced right here!!! Know that it’s still a work in [...]

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Sweet Minka!

April 9th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Really, I’m just running another photo test, but I am happy to report that Friday Night Lights will be returning for a 3rd season. You know what that means… More Minka!
Don’t think I’m turning into a strictly photo blog… just working some shit out. I think we found the answer. How sweet is the new [...]

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