Toph Speaks

So, the other day Ray had an idea, which was to highlight some sexy print ads. I thought that Ray had a brilliant idea, and that’s what I’m here to do. Let’s look at some sexy ads, shall we?!
Obviously, American Apparel has always been known for printing sexy, provocative ads. However, this ad, which appeared [...]

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They say on every great woman is a bikini, which is why we’re bringing you the very first Toph Speaks Swimsuit Edition. I’m not gonna lie, I don’t really know anything about bikinis. I can’t tell you where to find the perfect one, or what colors will look best on you. What I know is [...]

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This might be the funniest, most vain thing that I’ve done. But, what the ladies want, the ladies get.
Let’s give some background!
Born Christopher Alan Miller, he was raised in the great state of Texas, in a sexy town called Mesquite. He attended college at Texas Wesleyan University as a Theatre Major / Pre-Law minor. He [...]

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I’ve been thinking about college a lot lately. Not thinking I should attend, because I’ve already gone to college and graduated. Yeah, I had a pretty enjoyable experience. Now, I didn’t attend UT or The Ohio State, or any school like that. I went to a small school, but that’s not what this is about. [...]

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I’ve taught you a lot of things here at TophSpeaks, and today is no different. Shaving has always been one of those things that we do because we have to do it, because most of you have to keep your facial hair at reasonable lengths. Or, if you’re like me, you can’t grow facial hair, [...]

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Let’s pick up where Part 1 (Click the link if you need to catch up) left off. I’d again like to start by saying it’s 4:31 on Tuesday, March 11th. A lot has happened since we last left each other. For instance, I went from writing on a 24″ iMac to writing on a 15″ [...]

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I am finally sitting down to write my Vegas post. I wanted to preface all of this by saying just a couple of things to get you a little more acquainted with what’s going on. Maybe a little history into how this all came about. I will start by saying that it’s 9:50am on Wednesday, [...]

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From Ray and Beau comes MyBabyOurBaby.com. I don’t typically promote websites, but when your best friends spend a year designing it, complaining, and not hanging out on Saturday’s because they’re “working”, you don’t really have a choice. In fact, if you don’t promote it you run the risk of losing said friends, and them never [...]

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(Toph’s note: I know I’m getting in on this late, but I still refuse to believe it.)
I’m tired of pregnancy bringing down my favorite ladies. First, Jessica Alba, then Jamie Lynn Spears Hallie Berry, and now Alessandra Ambrosio. Well, Ale is still not confirmed, but according to Page Six, it’s true. Ugh, I hate when [...]

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Valentine’s Day is across the street, so ladies, you should be thinking about slutting it up. We all know Halloween is the #1 slutin’ holiday of the year, but Valentine’s Day is the most underrated slutty holiday of the year. Basically, if I’ve gotta shell out $250 for dinner, then gettin’ dirty is the least [...]

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