Toph Speaks

It’s Diabla’s favorite holiday. Why? Well, I buy her a shitload of lingerie, because I created a holiday called Thanksgerie. As soon as we’re done with the turkey, we get to sexin’ in her new outfits. (As long as it’s after the Cowboys game.)
It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved. I get delicious turkey. She [...]

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I guess you could say I’ve been very lucky when it has to do with drinking. It seems that I’ve just always known someone working at a bar, owning a bar or someone who has known someone who works at or owns a bar. Unless we’re looking for something new or are out town, expensive [...]

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Snapinin’ my slutty friends. I’m here again this year to bring you the sluttiest pre and post Halloween costumes. I gotta be honest, I don’t even know how to handle this post this year.
I mean, Halloween is just out of control at this point. Basically, wear stockings, heels, panties, a bra and something on your [...]

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You know what’s awesome?
We’re streaming The Sports Bizzo podcast live next week.
Actually, the whole Bizzo is pretty damn awesome.
For Diabla’s birthday, I got her cowboy boots, a purse and 2 dinners (one at Simply Fondue and one at Ruth’s Chris). That was pretty awesome.
Early 90’s rap is awesome.
Ben Folds new CD is almost as awesome [...]

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OK, I am finally 75% caught up at work. So, it’s time to sit down and tell you guys a story. A story about a guy with a dream. A dream to own Vegas for a week. It’s a heroic story. A story of love, faith, trials and tribulations. Wait, actually it doesn’t have any [...]

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I didn’t want to talk politics again, but damn, what the hell is going on in this country? Really? Who are these people that think John McCain - Sarah Palin is a good idea?
I’ve made it clear that I’m an Barack Obama supporter from the time this thing started. Hell, I became a supporter when [...]

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I was talking to my good friend last night, who will remain nameless, who told me that it’s been so long since he dated that he’s forgotten how. This guy isn’t a loser or anything, he was just in a committed, serious relationship for the past 3 years. That was until she ripped his heart [...]

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What a strange TV season this is for new shows. Basically, due to the writers strike, there aren’t too many new ones out there. All that means is a lot of shows we enjoyed last year are coming back! But, before we get into the old, let’s take a look at the new Fall Shows [...]

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(Toph’s Note:  Photos of the game are located HERE - This can also be seen on TheSportsBizzo.com)
There’s a lot of ways I want to start this story, because there’s so much to tell I don’t know where to start. I guess I’ll start by saying I got to witness one of the best baseball games [...]

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So, the other day Ray had an idea, which was to highlight some sexy print ads. I thought that Ray had a brilliant idea, and that’s what I’m here to do. Let’s look at some sexy ads, shall we?!
Obviously, American Apparel has always been known for printing sexy, provocative ads. However, this ad, which appeared [...]

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