Toph Speaks

This might be the funniest, most vain thing that I’ve done. But, what the ladies want, the ladies get.
Let’s give some background!
Born Christopher Alan Miller, he was raised in the great state of Texas, in a sexy town called Mesquite. He attended college at Texas Wesleyan University as a Theatre Major / Pre-Law minor. He [...]

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From Ray and Beau comes MyBabyOurBaby.com. I don’t typically promote websites, but when your best friends spend a year designing it, complaining, and not hanging out on Saturday’s because they’re “working”, you don’t really have a choice. In fact, if you don’t promote it you run the risk of losing said friends, and them never [...]

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I never thought I would be able to admit this, and for anonymity sake I won’t use their real names, but my friends, who we’ll call the Poppers, pops their collars. I’m not sure how to start telling you this sad tale of epic proportions, so I’ll start at the beginning. Every great story [...]

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I thought I might blog a bit about nothing at all. I don’t care if you don’t care. I am sex, and you’ll just have to deal with it.
I have managed to piss off a bunch of pre-teens, which is pretty funny. Apparently, there is another Toph running around getting pre-teens panties in a bunch. [...]

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Rumor spreads like wildfire among my friends, and they all want to know what the hell am I going to do come Monday. I’ll catch everyone who doesn’t know up to speed. Friday is my last day here at The Dallas Morning News. There are numerous reasons for my departure, well one [...]

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I think it is called “The Great Asian Invasion”. It’s what happens when 2 or more Asian women show up at you door claiming you must take care of your illegitimate child. I don’t recall having that many children, but apparently college was really, really good to me then, and really, really bad [...]

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I realized that I have not told you guys how Little Toph has been doing ever since his Mom dropped him off on my doorstep. More importantly, I haven’t told you guys how I am doing ever since his Mom dropped him off at my doorstep. Life has been difficult. Don’t get [...]

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I thought I would start this edition of Ask Toph with a holiday song. So, sit back and prepare your ears for this amazing rendition of Silver Bells. UGHHUH (clearing throat). Silver bells…. (silver bells)… silver bells… (silver bells)… soon it will be… Christmas Day… Ring a ding… (ring a ding)… ring [...]

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