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Introducing… The Sports Bizzo…

April 18th, 2008 · 3 Comments

As I’ve said before when promoting other people, I don’t usually promote other people. So, why am I doing it again? Because this time it’s me, as well.
I’d like to introduce you all to The Sports Bizzo. Here’s what I’ve already written about the site, reproduced right here!!! Know that it’s still a work in [...]

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The Toph Report…

December 14th, 2007 · 6 Comments

I didn’t want to admit it, but I, too, have been on the steroids. Here’s my heartfelt story and apology.
I guess you could say it started back in 2004 when I met Jose Canseco. I was out at a club in New York, probably Jay-Z’s club, cause I’m fuckin’ gangsta. I rolled into the bathroom [...]

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