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Slutty Halloween Costumes 2008

October 16th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Snapinin’ my slutty friends. I’m here again this year to bring you the sluttiest pre and post Halloween costumes. I gotta be honest, I don’t even know how to handle this post this year.
I mean, Halloween is just out of control at this point. Basically, wear stockings, heels, panties, a bra and something on your [...]

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MyBabyOurBaby.com

February 20th, 2008 · 12 Comments

From Ray and Beau comes MyBabyOurBaby.com. I don’t typically promote websites, but when your best friends spend a year designing it, complaining, and not hanging out on Saturday’s because they’re “working”, you don’t really have a choice. In fact, if you don’t promote it you run the risk of losing said friends, and them never [...]

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The 2007 Toph Awards…

January 3rd, 2008 · 31 Comments

Ok, so technically, this is the second annual Tophie Awards, but last year they weren’t named the Tophies. I have become more creative this year than last year. Was that my ‘07 resolution? Maybe. I really don’t remember what it was. (Click here to check out the ‘06 awards) We’re going to mix it [...]

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The 10 Sporting Events that Changed My Life…

December 8th, 2007 · 5 Comments

I was about to write something very negative about where sports is heading. But, sports means too much to me. I’m not sure it would matter where it headed, I’d probably still watch. I will still raise my children to love the Cowboys and Mavs, and I will let them decide between the Yankees or [...]

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Football Rules…

May 9th, 2007 · 2 Comments

I consider myself a fairly large football fan. Granted, my list of sports goes Basketball, Football, Baseball, Soccer, Cricket, and Hockey. However, with the seasons being aligned to my favor, I can enjoy both of them the same. Take note that my favorite two sports are the ones with cheerleaders. I can never like a [...]

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