Snapinin’ my slutty friends. I’m here again this year to bring you the sluttiest pre and post Halloween costumes. I gotta be honest, I don’t even know how to handle this post this year.
I mean, Halloween is just out of control at this point. Basically, wear stockings, heels, panties, a bra and something on your [...]
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Slutty Halloween Costumes 2008
October 16th, 2008 · 5 Comments
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Best of Ask Toph… Dating Edition
September 10th, 2008 · 2 Comments
I was talking to my good friend last night, who will remain nameless, who told me that it’s been so long since he dated that he’s forgotten how. This guy isn’t a loser or anything, he was just in a committed, serious relationship for the past 3 years. That was until she ripped his heart [...]
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Skillet of the Week… Eva Longoria
September 19th, 2007 · 4 Comments
Say what you want, but if you don’t think she’s hot, then you should be shot. Well, soon enough we’ll get Eva back on TV where she belongs, as Desperate Housewives is set to return. Thank god, too. I got so tired of hearing about her and that ass clown Tony Parker. There’s a guy [...]
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