OK, I am finally 75% caught up at work. So, it’s time to sit down and tell you guys a story. A story about a guy with a dream. A dream to own Vegas for a week. It’s a heroic story. A story of love, faith, trials and tribulations. Wait, actually it doesn’t have any [...]
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Vegas… Again
September 25th, 2008 · 6 Comments
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Best of Ask Toph… Dating Edition
September 10th, 2008 · 2 Comments
I was talking to my good friend last night, who will remain nameless, who told me that it’s been so long since he dated that he’s forgotten how. This guy isn’t a loser or anything, he was just in a committed, serious relationship for the past 3 years. That was until she ripped his heart [...]
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Free Tacos For America…
October 23rd, 2007 · 14 Comments
Listen up America, Taco Bell wants you to eat some mo’ flackin’ tacos. During the World Series, if there is one stolen base you get a taco. Are you friggin’ kidding me? There’s is no reason you shouldn’t take advantage of this. Even if you’re one of those people who hate Taco Bell tacos, you [...]
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