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Snapinin’ my slutty friends. I’m here again this year to bring you the sluttiest pre and post Halloween costumes. I gotta be honest, I don’t even know how to handle this post this year.
I mean, Halloween is just out of control at this point. Basically, wear stockings, heels, panties, a bra and something on your [...]

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So, the other day Ray had an idea, which was to highlight some sexy print ads. I thought that Ray had a brilliant idea, and that’s what I’m here to do. Let’s look at some sexy ads, shall we?!
Obviously, American Apparel has always been known for printing sexy, provocative ads. However, this ad, which appeared [...]

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I promise I’m not neglecting you guys. OK, maybe a little, but now that TheSportsBizzo is up, running and on iTunes I can re-dedicate my life to you. My sweet Toph Speaks fans.
Summer is around the corner, and with Summer comes new clothes. I’ve had no problem admitting my love of clothes, and you should [...]

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Because every day should be Miranda Kerr Day….

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I’ve taught you a lot of things here at TophSpeaks, and today is no different. Shaving has always been one of those things that we do because we have to do it, because most of you have to keep your facial hair at reasonable lengths. Or, if you’re like me, you can’t grow facial hair, [...]

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From Ray and Beau comes MyBabyOurBaby.com. I don’t typically promote websites, but when your best friends spend a year designing it, complaining, and not hanging out on Saturday’s because they’re “working”, you don’t really have a choice. In fact, if you don’t promote it you run the risk of losing said friends, and them never [...]

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It’s damn near impossible to tie the perfect tie, but here at Toph Life, we’re going to try and teach you how. It’s almost imperative to your wardrobe that you know how to properly knot your tie. Face it, at least one time in your life you’re going to have to tie your own tie. [...]

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Typically, my drink of choice at most bars is Miller Lite. Your drink is supposed to say something about you. I think mine says, “Refuses to grow up and a little ghetto.” When I’m at a fancier bar, at a function of sorts or out with a more affluent crowd, then I order a Godfather. [...]

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I suppose I’ve been in a bit of a serious mood lately, which would explain the past 2 out of 3 posts. Actually, if we’re being honest, I was pretty serious about April Scott, as well. So, last night (Tuesday, Feb 5) was Super Tuesday. Let’s discuss, shall we?
If you couldn’t tell by the photo [...]

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Ok, so technically, this is the second annual Tophie Awards, but last year they weren’t named the Tophies. I have become more creative this year than last year. Was that my ‘07 resolution? Maybe. I really don’t remember what it was. (Click here to check out the ‘06 awards) We’re going to mix it [...]

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