Granted, I haven’t had to pick up a chick in some time, but when it was a daily requirement, I was freaking amazing. I was like the Patriots of dating. Yeah, maybe you were jealous with my flawless record, maybe you hated how I always came through in the clutch and maybe you hated [...]
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Dude… What Happened?!
November 29th, 2007 · 3 Comments
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I Hate You, Steve Kerr…
August 24th, 2007 · 8 Comments
I have never hated someone as much as I hate Steve Kerr. I remember back in high school I was dating this girl, April, and she cheated on me. I got so mad that I went to that guy’s house to kick his ass, and he ended up kicking my ass. I called it homefield [...]
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