Toph Speaks

So, I’m in the middle of writing my Breeders’ Cup review, which will be on both sites.
Obviously, it’s taking some time, so I’m going to do a photo dump for you all.
I’ve never done one before, but there’s a lot of random photos I have around waiting to be included on a blog. Well, until [...]

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Snapinin’ my slutty friends. I’m here again this year to bring you the sluttiest pre and post Halloween costumes. I gotta be honest, I don’t even know how to handle this post this year.
I mean, Halloween is just out of control at this point. Basically, wear stockings, heels, panties, a bra and something on your [...]

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After watching 130+ hours of NCAA tournament play, I’ve discovered 3 things:
1. Western Kentucky, Davidson, University of Texas Arlington and all #1 seeds could beat the Mavs in a 7 game series.
2. The UCLA Bruin Cheerleaders are easily the hottest cheerleaders, not only in the NCAA, but in the history of the world. Isn’t this [...]

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Typically, my drink of choice at most bars is Miller Lite. Your drink is supposed to say something about you. I think mine says, “Refuses to grow up and a little ghetto.” When I’m at a fancier bar, at a function of sorts or out with a more affluent crowd, then I order a Godfather. [...]

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Ok, so technically, this is the second annual Tophie Awards, but last year they weren’t named the Tophies. I have become more creative this year than last year. Was that my ‘07 resolution? Maybe. I really don’t remember what it was. (Click here to check out the ‘06 awards) We’re going to mix it [...]

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(Toph’s Note: Welcome back, suckas. Expect to see the First Annual Tophies tomorrow. Celebrating Women, TV and everything else I think is cool. Looks like Miranda Kerr is in first place for skillet of the year. Will that change before tomorrow’s voting is over?)
And our first skillet of 2008 is Holly Valance! Who?! Holly Valance, [...]

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(Toph’s note: This is all just a reason to post up Heidi Klum.)
OK, I’ve had no problem talking up the ladies of Victoria’s Secret. There is no argument that they’re among the hottest women alive, besides my wife, of course. Maybe not the smartest, but definitely the hottest. I’ve been waiting to pull this [...]

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As promised by me, here is my first annual Holiday Gift Guide for this Christmas 2007. I’ll break it into a few categories and give you the details on these must-haves for the holiday season. One love, homeskillets.
No Brainer Must-Haves
Nintendo Wii - I got mine last month or so, and I hate to admit [...]

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This past weekend, Diabla and I jetted off to Monmouth Park Racetrack in Oceanport, New Jersey to take in the 2007 Breeders Cup. Our main reason for attending, besides the festivities, is because Diabla’s family has two horses who were participating - Dream Rush (who ran on Friday) and Irish Smoke (who ran on [...]

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In case you’ve some how missed it, or in case you are normal and don’t watch the CW, then you don’t know about Leighton Meester. She’s the other hot girl in the CW drama, Gossip Girl. At first I wasn’t sure what I thought about this girl, but the more episodes that happen, the better [...]

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