Toph Speaks

It’s not often that I roll out a girl of more adult nature, but even when she’s dressed Diem Nguyen is too hot to pass up. She was featured as a Playboy Fresh Face, and hopefully we’ll be getting a lot more of her.
It’s not hard to find her naked, and being internet savvy vets [...]

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I was talking to my good friend last night, who will remain nameless, who told me that it’s been so long since he dated that he’s forgotten how. This guy isn’t a loser or anything, he was just in a committed, serious relationship for the past 3 years. That was until she ripped his heart [...]

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So, the other day Ray had an idea, which was to highlight some sexy print ads. I thought that Ray had a brilliant idea, and that’s what I’m here to do. Let’s look at some sexy ads, shall we?!
Obviously, American Apparel has always been known for printing sexy, provocative ads. However, this ad, which appeared [...]

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They say on every great woman is a bikini, which is why we’re bringing you the very first Toph Speaks Swimsuit Edition. I’m not gonna lie, I don’t really know anything about bikinis. I can’t tell you where to find the perfect one, or what colors will look best on you. What I know is [...]

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I figured, maybe, I should kind of give the new readers a bit of history into Ask Toph. I guess you could say Ask Toph is what put this little site on the map. If there’s one thing I’ve always been good at, besides making sweet, sweet love, it’s helping people with their problems. Whether [...]

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This past weekend, Diabla and I jetted off to Monmouth Park Racetrack in Oceanport, New Jersey to take in the 2007 Breeders Cup. Our main reason for attending, besides the festivities, is because Diabla’s family has two horses who were participating - Dream Rush (who ran on Friday) and Irish Smoke (who ran on [...]

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Fall might be my favorite time of the year. Personally, I look best in the Fall. It’s not too cold and it’s not too hot, making it the perfect time to wear as many layers as possible. Luckily, living in San Francisco, it’s pretty much Fall year around, meaning I look sexiest living in San [...]

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Every now again I listen to the masses. Sure, sometimes they call for my head and demand me to kill Avril, but that’s OK. My readers can’t always be right. Sometimes, though, they actually have good ideas. Like when they suggest a skillet of the week, I listen. Naturally, I usually appease them by telling [...]

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I hate Boston. Have I ever mentioned this? There’s something about that place that just rubs me the wrong way. I remember growing up and hating Larry Bird. I’m not even sure why, but I just hated the guy. How is it remotely possible that no one could guard that guy? I hated it. We [...]

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It’s my favorite time of the year, and this time we’re going to get a head start. Halloween is always the perfect time to find out who’s a slut, and who is really a slut. No, ladies, I’m kidding. You get a free pass on Halloween, and you can dress however you want. We [...]

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