Toph Speaks

It’s been said that I make great decisions for other people. Granted, some of my own decisions are pretty remarkable, as well. For some reason this old story comes to mind.
Wait a minute… what the shit ever happened to my two Asian kids, Lil’ Toph and Tophita, and my Uncle Walter? I haven’t heard from [...]

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Snapinin’ my slutty friends. I’m here again this year to bring you the sluttiest pre and post Halloween costumes. I gotta be honest, I don’t even know how to handle this post this year.
I mean, Halloween is just out of control at this point. Basically, wear stockings, heels, panties, a bra and something on your [...]

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I was talking to my good friend last night, who will remain nameless, who told me that it’s been so long since he dated that he’s forgotten how. This guy isn’t a loser or anything, he was just in a committed, serious relationship for the past 3 years. That was until she ripped his heart [...]

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Part of my New Year’s resolution is to step up Ask Toph. Every day my inbox is full of Ask Toph questions, and I fail to constantly answer them. The goal is to come in about once a month and bang these little email hoes. As you know, you can email your questions to Toph@TophSpeaks.com. [...]

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I figured, maybe, I should kind of give the new readers a bit of history into Ask Toph. I guess you could say Ask Toph is what put this little site on the map. If there’s one thing I’ve always been good at, besides making sweet, sweet love, it’s helping people with their problems. Whether [...]

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Granted, I haven’t had to pick up a chick in some time, but when it was a daily requirement, I was freaking amazing. I was like the Patriots of dating. Yeah, maybe you were jealous with my flawless record, maybe you hated how I always came through in the clutch and maybe you hated [...]

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I have a confession to make:  I work out at Crunch gym 4 times a week. You can find me there Monday - Thursday between the hours of 6 and 8. I started working out at Crunch as a way to lose some weight before my nuptials and I have no intention of stopping now. [...]

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This past weekend, Diabla and I jetted off to Monmouth Park Racetrack in Oceanport, New Jersey to take in the 2007 Breeders Cup. Our main reason for attending, besides the festivities, is because Diabla’s family has two horses who were participating - Dream Rush (who ran on Friday) and Irish Smoke (who ran on [...]

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Fall might be my favorite time of the year. Personally, I look best in the Fall. It’s not too cold and it’s not too hot, making it the perfect time to wear as many layers as possible. Luckily, living in San Francisco, it’s pretty much Fall year around, meaning I look sexiest living in San [...]

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I hate Boston. Have I ever mentioned this? There’s something about that place that just rubs me the wrong way. I remember growing up and hating Larry Bird. I’m not even sure why, but I just hated the guy. How is it remotely possible that no one could guard that guy? I hated it. We [...]

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