Toph Speaks

It’s been said that I make great decisions for other people. Granted, some of my own decisions are pretty remarkable, as well. For some reason this old story comes to mind.
Wait a minute… what the shit ever happened to my two Asian kids, Lil’ Toph and Tophita, and my Uncle Walter? I haven’t heard from [...]

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Snapinin’ my slutty friends. I’m here again this year to bring you the sluttiest pre and post Halloween costumes. I gotta be honest, I don’t even know how to handle this post this year.
I mean, Halloween is just out of control at this point. Basically, wear stockings, heels, panties, a bra and something on your [...]

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What a strange TV season this is for new shows. Basically, due to the writers strike, there aren’t too many new ones out there. All that means is a lot of shows we enjoyed last year are coming back! But, before we get into the old, let’s take a look at the new Fall Shows [...]

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They say on every great woman is a bikini, which is why we’re bringing you the very first Toph Speaks Swimsuit Edition. I’m not gonna lie, I don’t really know anything about bikinis. I can’t tell you where to find the perfect one, or what colors will look best on you. What I know is [...]

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As I’ve said before when promoting other people, I don’t usually promote other people. So, why am I doing it again? Because this time it’s me, as well.
I’d like to introduce you all to The Sports Bizzo. Here’s what I’ve already written about the site, reproduced right here!!! Know that it’s still a work in [...]

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I’ve taught you a lot of things here at TophSpeaks, and today is no different. Shaving has always been one of those things that we do because we have to do it, because most of you have to keep your facial hair at reasonable lengths. Or, if you’re like me, you can’t grow facial hair, [...]

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We interrupt the Vegas story with breaking news. OK, it’s not breaking, it actually happened while I was out of town. Regardless, Allison Stokke is back with vengeance. As you know, (from here, here and here) we here at TophSpeaks are huge Stokke fans. Why? Because we like to see female athletes succeed on the [...]

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From Ray and Beau comes MyBabyOurBaby.com. I don’t typically promote websites, but when your best friends spend a year designing it, complaining, and not hanging out on Saturday’s because they’re “working”, you don’t really have a choice. In fact, if you don’t promote it you run the risk of losing said friends, and them never [...]

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Part of my New Year’s resolution is to step up Ask Toph. Every day my inbox is full of Ask Toph questions, and I fail to constantly answer them. The goal is to come in about once a month and bang these little email hoes. As you know, you can email your questions to Toph@TophSpeaks.com. [...]

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Ok, so technically, this is the second annual Tophie Awards, but last year they weren’t named the Tophies. I have become more creative this year than last year. Was that my ‘07 resolution? Maybe. I really don’t remember what it was. (Click here to check out the ‘06 awards) We’re going to mix it [...]

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