Toph Speaks

The returning shows for the 2008 - 2009 Fall TV schedule are beasts. Needless to say, thanks to the writer’s strike, a lot of shows managed to stick around. Thankfully, I like a majority of them. So, I’ll save my fingers and get right to the preview. For a recap of the new shows, please [...]

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There’s actually a writer here in the Bay Area named Toph One who writes for SF Weekly. But, we’re not talking about him today, are we? No, we’re talking about Maxim failing. How hard is it to pick a top 10 list of ladies that everyone can appreciate? Sorry, I’ll catch you up - Maxim [...]

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As promised by me, here is my first annual Holiday Gift Guide for this Christmas 2007. I’ll break it into a few categories and give you the details on these must-haves for the holiday season. One love, homeskillets.
No Brainer Must-Haves
Nintendo Wii - I got mine last month or so, and I hate to admit [...]

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Are you ready for the craziest fact in the history of the world? I knew you were. The amazing Rachel Bilson has never been a Skillet of the Week. What?! I know! Yes, my favorite lady alive has not graced the pages of Skillet of the Week. Can you believe this? Sure, she was the [...]

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Every year, whether it’s football, baseball or football 2, you have award winners. You have everything from MVP and Rookie of the Year to Comeback player of the Year and Executive of the Year. Well, we (me) here at Toph Speaks are no different. A rousing conversation in the comments section of Skillet of [...]

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I thought I might blog a bit about nothing at all. I don’t care if you don’t care. I am sex, and you’ll just have to deal with it.
I have managed to piss off a bunch of pre-teens, which is pretty funny. Apparently, there is another Toph running around getting pre-teens panties in a bunch. [...]

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Good day lovers, and how sexy do we look today? Every morning before I go to work I ask myself one question, “Would I do myself?” If the answer is yes, then I go on my way. If the answer is no, then I fix it. You can’t sit around and feel sorry for yourself [...]

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It’s a little known fact about me that I happen love graffiti. I always have, too. My brother was really into it when I was younger, so it’s always been a part of me. I have also been a major fan of all of Banksy’s work. I started following Banksy a few years ago, when [...]

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Rachel, let’s talk. I think we need to before you do something horrendously wrong. First, I want us to look at the past. Did I like that you and Adam Brody were together? Of course I didn’t, but I accepted it because he’s funny. I’m cool with that, but only because he’s funny. I must [...]

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Somehow, Glamour magazine gets delivered to my door every month. I’m not sure how, but I think it has something to do La Diabla (how’s that Jon?) trying to understand the American ways. There was a top 10 poll recently on the Sexiest Bodies in the World. I couldn’t help but to think it was [...]

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