Toph Speaks

Miss me, bitches? Hope you all had a sexual Christmas and you have a safe and sexy New Years 2008. We’ll be back on Wednesday with fresh shyit, new skillets and, of course, our 2007 in review. Word up, homeskillets. Late.

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There’s literally nothing better than summer in San Francisco. Growing up in Dallas, I began to hate summer. Well, hate is a strong word, but let’s say that unless you’re in a pool surround by chicks in bikinis it’s just not worth it. Wow, why would I ever say that I hate that? Okay, let’s [...]

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God bless the Office Christmas Party. It’s a place where you really get to know your office compadres. It’s a place where the liquor flows, and the women are ready. I don’t want you to think that this is going to be easy, because it isn’t. There are a lot of [...]

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No, I am not doing a Malcolm X thing, this is the 10th installment of Ask Toph. I can’t believe it is only the 10th one. It seems like I would have done more in the 2 years since starting Ask Toph, but apparently not.
Sup, sup, sappinin, ladies. Do you realize that before my [...]

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Some where between here and there I stopped doing drugs. I’m not quite sure when that day was, but I kind of miss it. I never did any “real” drugs, I pretty much stuck with pot, but damnit, I was a fun on the pot. I was riding the 27 the other [...]

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photo by Ray
I have a lot of emails to catch up on, so let’s get started. No rants this week. I like everything.
Christian in San Francisco, CA - Toph, I just bought the new Madden ‘07 last night. I’m sure you remember yesterday when we both went and bought the [...]

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What a wonderful weekend last weekend was. The NBA All Star game was in Houston, the Daytona 500, Olympics, College Basketball, it was a sports filled weekend. Mix in a few beers and you have the formula for a great weekend. I think everything is coming together on the myspace front. [...]

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I thought I would start this edition of Ask Toph with a holiday song. So, sit back and prepare your ears for this amazing rendition of Silver Bells. UGHHUH (clearing throat). Silver bells…. (silver bells)… silver bells… (silver bells)… soon it will be… Christmas Day… Ring a ding… (ring a ding)… ring [...]

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