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Skillet of the Week… Paris Hilton

July 7th, 2008 · 12 Comments

Right now everyone is screaming at me for putting Paris Hilton as the Skillet of the Week, and I think that’s funny. OK, yes, I posted her just to get a rise out of people. I haven’t had an uproar in a long time.
But, Paris is kind of hot, don’t you think? Maybe it’s because [...]

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Tags: Celebrities · Celebs · Kitchens · Ladies · Paris Hilton · Sex = Babies · Skillet of the Week · Women · tophspeaks

I Poop Gold… What?!

December 13th, 2007 · 8 Comments

Is it weird that I am anxious to get my hands on these pills that turn your poo gold? No, of course it’s not weird. For as low as $425 you can turn your steamer from boring brown to exciting gold! (We won’t mention the time my was green, OK.) The Citizen Gold Pills will [...]

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Tags: Gold Pills · My Poop is Better Than Yours · Paris Hilton · WTF