Toph Speaks

Snapinin’ my slutty friends. I’m here again this year to bring you the sluttiest pre and post Halloween costumes. I gotta be honest, I don’t even know how to handle this post this year.
I mean, Halloween is just out of control at this point. Basically, wear stockings, heels, panties, a bra and something on your [...]

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Why Bridget Moynahan? Because, I hate Tom Brady and the stupid Patriots so much that I’m going the jinxing route. I know that these A-holes can’t be jinxed, but it’s worth a shot, isn’t it?
Actually, the more I see these Bridget photos the hotter I think she is. She’s quite the skillet. I remember thinking [...]

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Ok, so technically, this is the second annual Tophie Awards, but last year they weren’t named the Tophies. I have become more creative this year than last year. Was that my ‘07 resolution? Maybe. I really don’t remember what it was. (Click here to check out the ‘06 awards) We’re going to mix it [...]

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Miss me, bitches? Hope you all had a sexual Christmas and you have a safe and sexy New Years 2008. We’ll be back on Wednesday with fresh shyit, new skillets and, of course, our 2007 in review. Word up, homeskillets. Late.

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As you all know, the part that separates me from you is my impeccable taste in shades. They have been a Toph special since the beginning of time. Most people have a hard time picking out the right type of shades for their face, and they end up looking like idiots. Unfortunately, they don’t [...]

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Every year, whether it’s football, baseball or football 2, you have award winners. You have everything from MVP and Rookie of the Year to Comeback player of the Year and Executive of the Year. Well, we (me) here at Toph Speaks are no different. A rousing conversation in the comments section of Skillet of [...]

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It is with sad news that I inform you that Phill Rizzuto has passed away. Mr. Rizzuto’s health had been declining for years and he has been living in a nursing home for the past few years.
Rizzuto was a Hall of Fame Shortstop with the Yankees from 1941 - 1956.
Phil “The Scooter” Rizzuto, called [...]

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She might be having Brady’s football…
Update - My Coworker, Evan, discovered the mystery. Check it out HERE

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