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Snapinin’ my slutty friends. I’m here again this year to bring you the sluttiest pre and post Halloween costumes. I gotta be honest, I don’t even know how to handle this post this year.
I mean, Halloween is just out of control at this point. Basically, wear stockings, heels, panties, a bra and something on your [...]

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(Toph’s Note: Wanted you guys to know that TophSpeaks is here for another year! I just renewed today. A lot of skillets left to be unturned. I love you.)
On Tuesday, Diabla and I were invited to this mega party happening on Saturday. The thing is, the party is in Philly. It’s being hosted by one [...]

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As I’ve said before when promoting other people, I don’t usually promote other people. So, why am I doing it again? Because this time it’s me, as well.
I’d like to introduce you all to The Sports Bizzo. Here’s what I’ve already written about the site, reproduced right here!!! Know that it’s still a work in [...]

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I’ve taught you a lot of things here at TophSpeaks, and today is no different. Shaving has always been one of those things that we do because we have to do it, because most of you have to keep your facial hair at reasonable lengths. Or, if you’re like me, you can’t grow facial hair, [...]

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From Ray and Beau comes MyBabyOurBaby.com. I don’t typically promote websites, but when your best friends spend a year designing it, complaining, and not hanging out on Saturday’s because they’re “working”, you don’t really have a choice. In fact, if you don’t promote it you run the risk of losing said friends, and them never [...]

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Is it weird that I am anxious to get my hands on these pills that turn your poo gold? No, of course it’s not weird. For as low as $425 you can turn your steamer from boring brown to exciting gold! (We won’t mention the time my was green, OK.) The Citizen Gold Pills will [...]

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