Toph Speaks

As I’ve said before when promoting other people, I don’t usually promote other people. So, why am I doing it again? Because this time it’s me, as well.
I’d like to introduce you all to The Sports Bizzo. Here’s what I’ve already written about the site, reproduced right here!!! Know that it’s still a work in [...]

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Ok, so technically, this is the second annual Tophie Awards, but last year they weren’t named the Tophies. I have become more creative this year than last year. Was that my ‘07 resolution? Maybe. I really don’t remember what it was. (Click here to check out the ‘06 awards) We’re going to mix it [...]

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I was about to write something very negative about where sports is heading. But, sports means too much to me. I’m not sure it would matter where it headed, I’d probably still watch. I will still raise my children to love the Cowboys and Mavs, and I will let them decide between the Yankees or [...]

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I’m not exactly sure how, but I’m on the Dallas Maverick Dancers email list. Well, it’s probably because I spend so much time on the site. I mean… umm… researching skillets. I don’t know why, but researching skillets makes it sound even more creepy than it probably is.
Point is, the Mavs Dancers are having auditions. [...]

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Dirk, whud up, home slice? Here’s the deal, brother, my bachelor party is in a few short weeks, and since you’re not doing anything you should just come along. We’re all flying out to Tijuana  San Diego, for some beer and ladies. Of course, the ladies aren’t for me, Dirk. It’s my bachelor party, but [...]

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I have so much to complain, praise, and yell about I’ve decided to just wrap it all into one. Okay, so there is nothing to praise. How’s that for sex?
As far as the greatest pictures I have ever seen in my life goes, I have to give it up to The Bastardly for posting these [...]

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Hey Hey!
Well, it looks like Dirk showed up last night, and what a relief it was. A lot of Mav fans were extremely happy to get the win last, and I wasn’t one of them. We’re happy to get a win? Come on! Do I think the Mavs can win the series? You better [...]

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Make it fucking happen tonight Mavs!
Girls Gone Sports letter to Dirk

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It’s been a really slow day today. I didn’t want to go into the weekend, with nothing, so it’s time I talk about the Mavs. We aren’t far away from the end of the season, and with the playoffs looming, I’d like to give some analysis. Look at it as the way I’d like things [...]

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