Toph Speaks

You don’t know Irina Sheik (otherwise known as Irina Shayk)? Truth be told, I don’t really either. What I do know is that she’s a smokin’ hot Russian who’s been in the SI swimsuit issue, and the Victoria’s Secret catalog.
How come the Russian’s I’ve met are all ugly, toad looking people? Where are these hot [...]

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It’s good to be home. Let’s be honest, you really shouldn’t spend more than 48 hours in Vegas. It took a lot to wash the stripper and casino smell off of me. I’ll have a full recap of the weekend Monday or Tuesday. For now… here’s your Skillet of the Week.
We’ve really had an [...]

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Happy Monday everyone!  How can Mondays be a bad day when we have skillets to look forward to? And, to finally have Jennifer Lamiraqui as a Skillet of the Week? It just doesn’t get any better. Jennifer has actually been on the radar for some time, but we haven’t gotten around to posting her. She [...]

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Why Bridget Moynahan? Because, I hate Tom Brady and the stupid Patriots so much that I’m going the jinxing route. I know that these A-holes can’t be jinxed, but it’s worth a shot, isn’t it?
Actually, the more I see these Bridget photos the hotter I think she is. She’s quite the skillet. I remember thinking [...]

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Ok, so technically, this is the second annual Tophie Awards, but last year they weren’t named the Tophies. I have become more creative this year than last year. Was that my ‘07 resolution? Maybe. I really don’t remember what it was. (Click here to check out the ‘06 awards) We’re going to mix it [...]

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Miss me, bitches? Hope you all had a sexual Christmas and you have a safe and sexy New Years 2008. We’ll be back on Wednesday with fresh shyit, new skillets and, of course, our 2007 in review. Word up, homeskillets. Late.

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(Toph’s note: This is all just a reason to post up Heidi Klum.)
OK, I’ve had no problem talking up the ladies of Victoria’s Secret. There is no argument that they’re among the hottest women alive, besides my wife, of course. Maybe not the smartest, but definitely the hottest. I’ve been waiting to pull this [...]

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I’m sure you’re saying to yourself, “Thanksgiving Lingerie? What the crap are you talking about, Toph?” And you know what? I don’t blame you for asking. Let me tell you what I’m talking, folks. I’m talking about Thanksgiving Lingerie or Thanksgerie, as it is sometimes known. Lingerie and Thanksgiving are two things that have [...]

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