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Ask Toph XXII… Part II - All About Love

December 11th, 2008 · 2 Comments

So, we’re continuing the last Ask Toph, and I’m tackling all of the emails I get about love, ladies and hitting on them.
I once said that I was like Angels in the Outfield. I get you to the World Series, but you have to play the game. See? (I Wish They All Could Be Myspace [...]

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Toph: Life Coach Extraordinaire

October 17th, 2008 · No Comments

It’s been said that I make great decisions for other people. Granted, some of my own decisions are pretty remarkable, as well. For some reason this old story comes to mind.
Wait a minute… what the shit ever happened to my two Asian kids, Lil’ Toph and Tophita, and my Uncle Walter? I haven’t heard from [...]

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