Toph Speaks

I was talking to my good friend last night, who will remain nameless, who told me that it’s been so long since he dated that he’s forgotten how. This guy isn’t a loser or anything, he was just in a committed, serious relationship for the past 3 years. That was until she ripped his heart [...]

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What a strange TV season this is for new shows. Basically, due to the writers strike, there aren’t too many new ones out there. All that means is a lot of shows we enjoyed last year are coming back! But, before we get into the old, let’s take a look at the new Fall Shows [...]

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So, the other day Ray had an idea, which was to highlight some sexy print ads. I thought that Ray had a brilliant idea, and that’s what I’m here to do. Let’s look at some sexy ads, shall we?!
Obviously, American Apparel has always been known for printing sexy, provocative ads. However, this ad, which appeared [...]

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OK, before you say shit, Ray, she is of age. When your girl Miley flips over 17, then I’ll gladly have her up (or when the naked photos are posted… which ever comes first).
I’m assuming by this point, regardless of your love or hate for Disney, you know Vanessa Hudgens. She’s that hot girl dating [...]

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Just want to say thanks to everyone that hooked up on my Twitter over the weekend to follow the action at the Beer Pong Tournament. I’ll have details by Friday in case you’re the only person not on Twitter.
I’ll be the first to admit that I’m not the biggest fan of Anne Hathaway, but she [...]

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Right now everyone is screaming at me for putting Paris Hilton as the Skillet of the Week, and I think that’s funny. OK, yes, I posted her just to get a rise out of people. I haven’t had an uproar in a long time.
But, Paris is kind of hot, don’t you think? Maybe it’s because [...]

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So, the day is plenty bright, but I do miss when it wasn’t. Then, I’d post some cute chick and everyone would be happy. Remember when I used to make you guys happy? Now all you do is bitch, complain and expect greatness. Well you’ll get greatness… as soon as I have a moment.
Actually, I’m [...]

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There’s actually a writer here in the Bay Area named Toph One who writes for SF Weekly. But, we’re not talking about him today, are we? No, we’re talking about Maxim failing. How hard is it to pick a top 10 list of ladies that everyone can appreciate? Sorry, I’ll catch you up - Maxim [...]

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Some one told me a couple of months ago that I should post more Asians. Normally, when people tell me how to run my blog I tell them to shut the fuck up. I also tell them that if they don’t like the content, then they don’t have to read the blog. While I still [...]

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After watching 130+ hours of NCAA tournament play, I’ve discovered 3 things:
1. Western Kentucky, Davidson, University of Texas Arlington and all #1 seeds could beat the Mavs in a 7 game series.
2. The UCLA Bruin Cheerleaders are easily the hottest cheerleaders, not only in the NCAA, but in the history of the world. Isn’t this [...]

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