Toph Speaks

Snappinin? So, I said I’d give you a follow up to the madness that was “the party” so, here it is.
Let’s just say it started off on the wrong foot. In case you don’t even know what I’m talking about, look back HERE. So, Diabla and I woke up around 4:30am on Friday to catch [...]

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(Toph’s Note: Wanted you guys to know that TophSpeaks is here for another year! I just renewed today. A lot of skillets left to be unturned. I love you.)
On Tuesday, Diabla and I were invited to this mega party happening on Saturday. The thing is, the party is in Philly. It’s being hosted by one [...]

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Once you get married, or really enter into a relationship of standards, things like making your own decisions suddenly changes completely. I, of course, say this with the utmost of respect and fear for my wife, La Diabla. Luckily for me, one of the decisions that was made entering into our relationship was that she [...]

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They say on every great woman is a bikini, which is why we’re bringing you the very first Toph Speaks Swimsuit Edition. I’m not gonna lie, I don’t really know anything about bikinis. I can’t tell you where to find the perfect one, or what colors will look best on you. What I know is [...]

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I promise I’m not neglecting you guys. OK, maybe a little, but now that TheSportsBizzo is up, running and on iTunes I can re-dedicate my life to you. My sweet Toph Speaks fans.
Summer is around the corner, and with Summer comes new clothes. I’ve had no problem admitting my love of clothes, and you should [...]

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(Toph’s Note: My tales of marriage will make you hate your boyfriend/fiance/husband and make you wish you were with me. Remember… you are not with me.)
One of the “agreements” between Diabla, my wife, and me is that when she cooks, I do the dishes. She happens to be a wonderful little cook, and she does [...]

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I suppose I’ve been in a bit of a serious mood lately, which would explain the past 2 out of 3 posts. Actually, if we’re being honest, I was pretty serious about April Scott, as well. So, last night (Tuesday, Feb 5) was Super Tuesday. Let’s discuss, shall we?
If you couldn’t tell by the photo [...]

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So, sorry I’ve been MIA. We went snowboarding in Tahoe, and got snowed in. We made it out alive, though. Regular posting should resume today, assuming I’m caught up at work. I love you. Here’s a picture of my Snow Diabla…

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Ok, so technically, this is the second annual Tophie Awards, but last year they weren’t named the Tophies. I have become more creative this year than last year. Was that my ‘07 resolution? Maybe. I really don’t remember what it was. (Click here to check out the ‘06 awards) We’re going to mix it [...]

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(Toph’s note: This is all just a reason to post up Heidi Klum.)
OK, I’ve had no problem talking up the ladies of Victoria’s Secret. There is no argument that they’re among the hottest women alive, besides my wife, of course. Maybe not the smartest, but definitely the hottest. I’ve been waiting to pull this [...]

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