Toph Speaks

What a strange TV season this is for new shows. Basically, due to the writers strike, there aren’t too many new ones out there. All that means is a lot of shows we enjoyed last year are coming back! But, before we get into the old, let’s take a look at the new Fall Shows [...]

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Right now everyone is screaming at me for putting Paris Hilton as the Skillet of the Week, and I think that’s funny. OK, yes, I posted her just to get a rise out of people. I haven’t had an uproar in a long time.
But, Paris is kind of hot, don’t you think? Maybe it’s because [...]

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It’s good to be home. Let’s be honest, you really shouldn’t spend more than 48 hours in Vegas. It took a lot to wash the stripper and casino smell off of me. I’ll have a full recap of the weekend Monday or Tuesday. For now… here’s your Skillet of the Week.
We’ve really had an [...]

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Miss me, bitches? Hope you all had a sexual Christmas and you have a safe and sexy New Years 2008. We’ll be back on Wednesday with fresh shyit, new skillets and, of course, our 2007 in review. Word up, homeskillets. Late.

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I figured, maybe, I should kind of give the new readers a bit of history into Ask Toph. I guess you could say Ask Toph is what put this little site on the map. If there’s one thing I’ve always been good at, besides making sweet, sweet love, it’s helping people with their problems. Whether [...]

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Granted, I haven’t had to pick up a chick in some time, but when it was a daily requirement, I was freaking amazing. I was like the Patriots of dating. Yeah, maybe you were jealous with my flawless record, maybe you hated how I always came through in the clutch and maybe you hated [...]

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I have a confession to make:  I work out at Crunch gym 4 times a week. You can find me there Monday - Thursday between the hours of 6 and 8. I started working out at Crunch as a way to lose some weight before my nuptials and I have no intention of stopping now. [...]

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Are you ready for the craziest fact in the history of the world? I knew you were. The amazing Rachel Bilson has never been a Skillet of the Week. What?! I know! Yes, my favorite lady alive has not graced the pages of Skillet of the Week. Can you believe this? Sure, she was the [...]

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Welcome to the 2nd Annual Grading the Halloween Hotties Celebrity Style. As per usual, Halloween Hotties will be graded on a skillet by skillet basis. For the statistical breakdown check out the chart below. Enjoy the Skillets and feel free to add your own thoughts and analysis.
The Rating System
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Every now again I listen to the masses. Sure, sometimes they call for my head and demand me to kill Avril, but that’s OK. My readers can’t always be right. Sometimes, though, they actually have good ideas. Like when they suggest a skillet of the week, I listen. Naturally, I usually appease them by telling [...]

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