Toph Speaks

I’ve been thinking about writing blogs on all of these topics. Couldn’t flesh them out, so here they all are… Some one asked me the other day, “Toph, who’s you’re hero?” Right now, it’s gotta be Derek Jeter. Over on The Bizzo, Jon and I talked about the bedroom victories of Jeets and John [...]

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As I’ve said before when promoting other people, I don’t usually promote other people. So, why am I doing it again? Because this time it’s me, as well.
I’d like to introduce you all to The Sports Bizzo. Here’s what I’ve already written about the site, reproduced right here!!! Know that it’s still a work in [...]

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Ok, so technically, this is the second annual Tophie Awards, but last year they weren’t named the Tophies. I have become more creative this year than last year. Was that my ‘07 resolution? Maybe. I really don’t remember what it was. (Click here to check out the ‘06 awards) We’re going to mix it [...]

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I didn’t want to admit it, but I, too, have been on the steroids. Here’s my heartfelt story and apology.
I guess you could say it started back in 2004 when I met Jose Canseco. I was out at a club in New York, probably Jay-Z’s club, cause I’m fuckin’ gangsta. I rolled into the bathroom [...]

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I was about to write something very negative about where sports is heading. But, sports means too much to me. I’m not sure it would matter where it headed, I’d probably still watch. I will still raise my children to love the Cowboys and Mavs, and I will let them decide between the Yankees or [...]

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I figured, maybe, I should kind of give the new readers a bit of history into Ask Toph. I guess you could say Ask Toph is what put this little site on the map. If there’s one thing I’ve always been good at, besides making sweet, sweet love, it’s helping people with their problems. Whether [...]

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Granted, I haven’t had to pick up a chick in some time, but when it was a daily requirement, I was freaking amazing. I was like the Patriots of dating. Yeah, maybe you were jealous with my flawless record, maybe you hated how I always came through in the clutch and maybe you hated [...]

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Of course it ain’t so, it was reported by L.A. Rag Mag, which isn’t a mag at all. Anyhow, in ridiculous news, L.A. Rag Mag is “reporting” that Jeets gave Jessica Alba herpes. Now, I’m not saying that this isn’t something that couldn’t (or hasn’t) happen to say, A-Rod, Tex, Manny, Ortiz, or Barry, but [...]

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I thought I might blog a bit about nothing at all. I don’t care if you don’t care. I am sex, and you’ll just have to deal with it.
I have managed to piss off a bunch of pre-teens, which is pretty funny. Apparently, there is another Toph running around getting pre-teens panties in a bunch. [...]

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Good day lovers, and how sexy do we look today? Every morning before I go to work I ask myself one question, “Would I do myself?” If the answer is yes, then I go on my way. If the answer is no, then I fix it. You can’t sit around and feel sorry for yourself [...]

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