Toph Speaks

(Toph’s Note:  Actually, I have 2 notes today. The 1st is about the Asian above. She’s got nothing to do with anything, other than I haven’t provided Ray with an Asian to look at in a while. The 2nd, is that I’m going to Vegas on Monday - Thursday for work. Updates will be sporadic [...]

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I was talking to my good friend last night, who will remain nameless, who told me that it’s been so long since he dated that he’s forgotten how. This guy isn’t a loser or anything, he was just in a committed, serious relationship for the past 3 years. That was until she ripped his heart [...]

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(Toph’s Note: Wanted you guys to know that TophSpeaks is here for another year! I just renewed today. A lot of skillets left to be unturned. I love you.)
On Tuesday, Diabla and I were invited to this mega party happening on Saturday. The thing is, the party is in Philly. It’s being hosted by one [...]

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This might be the funniest, most vain thing that I’ve done. But, what the ladies want, the ladies get.
Let’s give some background!
Born Christopher Alan Miller, he was raised in the great state of Texas, in a sexy town called Mesquite. He attended college at Texas Wesleyan University as a Theatre Major / Pre-Law minor. He [...]

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I’ve been thinking about college a lot lately. Not thinking I should attend, because I’ve already gone to college and graduated. Yeah, I had a pretty enjoyable experience. Now, I didn’t attend UT or The Ohio State, or any school like that. I went to a small school, but that’s not what this is about. [...]

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Ok, so technically, this is the second annual Tophie Awards, but last year they weren’t named the Tophies. I have become more creative this year than last year. Was that my ‘07 resolution? Maybe. I really don’t remember what it was. (Click here to check out the ‘06 awards) We’re going to mix it [...]

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Miss me, bitches? Hope you all had a sexual Christmas and you have a safe and sexy New Years 2008. We’ll be back on Wednesday with fresh shyit, new skillets and, of course, our 2007 in review. Word up, homeskillets. Late.

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I didn’t want to admit it, but I, too, have been on the steroids. Here’s my heartfelt story and apology.
I guess you could say it started back in 2004 when I met Jose Canseco. I was out at a club in New York, probably Jay-Z’s club, cause I’m fuckin’ gangsta. I rolled into the bathroom [...]

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Granted, I haven’t had to pick up a chick in some time, but when it was a daily requirement, I was freaking amazing. I was like the Patriots of dating. Yeah, maybe you were jealous with my flawless record, maybe you hated how I always came through in the clutch and maybe you hated [...]

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As promised by me, here is my first annual Holiday Gift Guide for this Christmas 2007. I’ll break it into a few categories and give you the details on these must-haves for the holiday season. One love, homeskillets.
No Brainer Must-Haves
Nintendo Wii - I got mine last month or so, and I hate to admit [...]

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