Toph Speaks

(Toph’s Note:  Photos of the game are located HERE - This can also be seen on TheSportsBizzo.com)
There’s a lot of ways I want to start this story, because there’s so much to tell I don’t know where to start. I guess I’ll start by saying I got to witness one of the best baseball games [...]

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So, the other day Ray had an idea, which was to highlight some sexy print ads. I thought that Ray had a brilliant idea, and that’s what I’m here to do. Let’s look at some sexy ads, shall we?!
Obviously, American Apparel has always been known for printing sexy, provocative ads. However, this ad, which appeared [...]

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Anna is the girl that you’ve always wanted, and will never get. She’s brilliantly fun, hot as could be and she seems pretty kickass, to boot. She’s the quintessential girl next door. Well, that is if you lived next door to one of the hottest chicks in Hollywood. I’m saying it’s impossible, but….
Unlike other up [...]

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(Toph’s Note: Wanted you guys to know that TophSpeaks is here for another year! I just renewed today. A lot of skillets left to be unturned. I love you.)
On Tuesday, Diabla and I were invited to this mega party happening on Saturday. The thing is, the party is in Philly. It’s being hosted by one [...]

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They say on every great woman is a bikini, which is why we’re bringing you the very first Toph Speaks Swimsuit Edition. I’m not gonna lie, I don’t really know anything about bikinis. I can’t tell you where to find the perfect one, or what colors will look best on you. What I know is [...]

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So, the day is plenty bright, but I do miss when it wasn’t. Then, I’d post some cute chick and everyone would be happy. Remember when I used to make you guys happy? Now all you do is bitch, complain and expect greatness. Well you’ll get greatness… as soon as I have a moment.
Actually, I’m [...]

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This might be the funniest, most vain thing that I’ve done. But, what the ladies want, the ladies get.
Let’s give some background!
Born Christopher Alan Miller, he was raised in the great state of Texas, in a sexy town called Mesquite. He attended college at Texas Wesleyan University as a Theatre Major / Pre-Law minor. He [...]

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I’ve been thinking about writing blogs on all of these topics. Couldn’t flesh them out, so here they all are… Some one asked me the other day, “Toph, who’s you’re hero?” Right now, it’s gotta be Derek Jeter. Over on The Bizzo, Jon and I talked about the bedroom victories of Jeets and John [...]

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I promise I’m not neglecting you guys. OK, maybe a little, but now that TheSportsBizzo is up, running and on iTunes I can re-dedicate my life to you. My sweet Toph Speaks fans.
Summer is around the corner, and with Summer comes new clothes. I’ve had no problem admitting my love of clothes, and you should [...]

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So, I was thinking, “Man, this is only Ask Toph 21?” I thought for sure I had written more, but when you think about it 21 is a lot. 21, not only was it my baseball number, but it’s the age of drinking. 21 is also the age when girls bodies start to decline, and [...]

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