Toph Speaks

Miss me, bitches? Hope you all had a sexual Christmas and you have a safe and sexy New Years 2008. We’ll be back on Wednesday with fresh shyit, new skillets and, of course, our 2007 in review. Word up, homeskillets. Late.

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One of the most important aspects for getting the sex is the way you smell. It’s very important that you incorporate the appropriate smells into your lifestyle, or you’ll find yourself alone and stinky.
There are 3 important aspects to cologne that you should be aware of before you buy. You must know how to buy, [...]

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As promised by me, here is my first annual Holiday Gift Guide for this Christmas 2007. I’ll break it into a few categories and give you the details on these must-haves for the holiday season. One love, homeskillets.
No Brainer Must-Haves
Nintendo Wii - I got mine last month or so, and I hate to admit [...]

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Gobble, gobble, bitches. I’d like to take the chance to do some sexy reflecting of all the things that I am thankful for. I am most thankful for all the ladies that I get to sex every night. You ladies don’t know what you mean to me. I just want you [...]

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Break out the champagne, and grab a lady for the evening, because it is time for Toph’s New Year’s Resolutions. I want to first give you some New Year’s advice, because that’s what I do. Here’s just a few things to remember for your night on the town. Do not let New [...]

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I thought I would start this edition of Ask Toph with a holiday song. So, sit back and prepare your ears for this amazing rendition of Silver Bells. UGHHUH (clearing throat). Silver bells…. (silver bells)… silver bells… (silver bells)… soon it will be… Christmas Day… Ring a ding… (ring a ding)… ring [...]

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