Toph Speaks

I didn’t want to admit it, but I, too, have been on the steroids. Here’s my heartfelt story and apology.
I guess you could say it started back in 2004 when I met Jose Canseco. I was out at a club in New York, probably Jay-Z’s club, cause I’m fuckin’ gangsta. I rolled into the bathroom [...]

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I was about to write something very negative about where sports is heading. But, sports means too much to me. I’m not sure it would matter where it headed, I’d probably still watch. I will still raise my children to love the Cowboys and Mavs, and I will let them decide between the Yankees or [...]

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I feel like I am on some sort of roll today. Ray and I were having a conversation this morning about a Sportscenter report on Jackie Robinson. If you need some background on Jackie Robinson, you have problems. But, since people have problems, here’s the quick story. Jackie Robinson was the first black major league [...]

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I have got to find a new haircutter guy. I hate him. First off, I realize that this is mostly my fault, but I will pass some of the blame on to Ray and Beau. They didn’t hold a gun to my head to get my hair cut there, but were pretty much singing its [...]

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2006 was crazy. What more can I say? It started off in a large cozy apartment in Dallas. I was working for the Dallas Morning News, and sexing the ladies as much as possible. It’s going to end in a tiny apartment in San Francisco, working for the San Francisco Chronicle, [...]

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Members of the congregation, good evening. We are gathered here today to start a new beginning. Today, my family, is a new day. Church is in session. The Church of Toph is on the horizon. Look at the glorious sun rise brothers and sisters and worship at The Church of [...]

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photo by Ray
I have a lot of emails to catch up on, so let’s get started. No rants this week. I like everything.
Christian in San Francisco, CA - Toph, I just bought the new Madden ‘07 last night. I’m sure you remember yesterday when we both went and bought the [...]

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Tonight I witnessed something that I never thought I would see. I know it’s not the same as what Boston fans went through, but in a way it is. Neither I nor Red Sox fans had a chance to see their team in it all in our entire lives, but as opposed [...]

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(Written a few days ago)
Man alive, I have not been able to answer any of your important questions lately. I haven’t had internet, and I am not sure how my new job feels about me spending 50 percent of my time on myspace, so I have been putting you guys on the back burner. I [...]

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What a wonderful weekend last weekend was. The NBA All Star game was in Houston, the Daytona 500, Olympics, College Basketball, it was a sports filled weekend. Mix in a few beers and you have the formula for a great weekend. I think everything is coming together on the myspace front. [...]

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