Toph Speaks

What a strange TV season this is for new shows. Basically, due to the writers strike, there aren’t too many new ones out there. All that means is a lot of shows we enjoyed last year are coming back! But, before we get into the old, let’s take a look at the new Fall Shows [...]

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Why Bridget Moynahan? Because, I hate Tom Brady and the stupid Patriots so much that I’m going the jinxing route. I know that these A-holes can’t be jinxed, but it’s worth a shot, isn’t it?
Actually, the more I see these Bridget photos the hotter I think she is. She’s quite the skillet. I remember thinking [...]

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Miss me, bitches? Hope you all had a sexual Christmas and you have a safe and sexy New Years 2008. We’ll be back on Wednesday with fresh shyit, new skillets and, of course, our 2007 in review. Word up, homeskillets. Late.

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I didn’t want to admit it, but I, too, have been on the steroids. Here’s my heartfelt story and apology.
I guess you could say it started back in 2004 when I met Jose Canseco. I was out at a club in New York, probably Jay-Z’s club, cause I’m fuckin’ gangsta. I rolled into the bathroom [...]

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In case you’ve some how missed it, or in case you are normal and don’t watch the CW, then you don’t know about Leighton Meester. She’s the other hot girl in the CW drama, Gossip Girl. At first I wasn’t sure what I thought about this girl, but the more episodes that happen, the better [...]

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Of course it ain’t so, it was reported by L.A. Rag Mag, which isn’t a mag at all. Anyhow, in ridiculous news, L.A. Rag Mag is “reporting” that Jeets gave Jessica Alba herpes. Now, I’m not saying that this isn’t something that couldn’t (or hasn’t) happen to say, A-Rod, Tex, Manny, Ortiz, or Barry, but [...]

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OK, this is pretty much a no brainier, right? WRONG! I am actually pretty pissed off at Ms. Alba. Lately she’s been going every where she can, looking amazing, telling people how ugly she is. How stupid. Recently, she was on Conan with the ugly talk. She also had an amazing quote with Britain’s Daily [...]

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Good day lovers, and how sexy do we look today? Every morning before I go to work I ask myself one question, “Would I do myself?” If the answer is yes, then I go on my way. If the answer is no, then I fix it. You can’t sit around and feel sorry for yourself [...]

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Sometimes a brotha hasta work, ya heard? I don’t know why, but I’ve been trying to bring ebonics back. Needless to say, it’s not working.
I thought I should bring you all an Allison Stokke update, since it seems to be the only traffic I can drive to my blog anyways. Hello?!?! I love the Yankees? [...]

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What contract in Hell did Nick Lachey sign to allow him to tag all this hotness? Listen, I’ve never been one to be jealous of another man’s conquest, especially when that man is somewhat famous, but you have to be kidding me? We’re talking about Nick Lachey. The guy is infatuated with Cincinnati Bearcat’s Basketball. [...]

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