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I Poop Gold… What?!

December 13th, 2007 · 8 Comments

Is it weird that I am anxious to get my hands on these pills that turn your poo gold? No, of course it’s not weird. For as low as $425 you can turn your steamer from boring brown to exciting gold! (We won’t mention the time my was green, OK.) The Citizen Gold Pills will [...]

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