Toph Speaks

Snapinin’ my slutty friends. I’m here again this year to bring you the sluttiest pre and post Halloween costumes. I gotta be honest, I don’t even know how to handle this post this year.
I mean, Halloween is just out of control at this point. Basically, wear stockings, heels, panties, a bra and something on your [...]

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OK, I am finally 75% caught up at work. So, it’s time to sit down and tell you guys a story. A story about a guy with a dream. A dream to own Vegas for a week. It’s a heroic story. A story of love, faith, trials and tribulations. Wait, actually it doesn’t have any [...]

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Why Bridget Moynahan? Because, I hate Tom Brady and the stupid Patriots so much that I’m going the jinxing route. I know that these A-holes can’t be jinxed, but it’s worth a shot, isn’t it?
Actually, the more I see these Bridget photos the hotter I think she is. She’s quite the skillet. I remember thinking [...]

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Granted, I haven’t had to pick up a chick in some time, but when it was a daily requirement, I was freaking amazing. I was like the Patriots of dating. Yeah, maybe you were jealous with my flawless record, maybe you hated how I always came through in the clutch and maybe you hated [...]

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Welcome to the 2nd Annual Grading the Halloween Hotties Celebrity Style. As per usual, Halloween Hotties will be graded on a skillet by skillet basis. For the statistical breakdown check out the chart below. Enjoy the Skillets and feel free to add your own thoughts and analysis.
The Rating System
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Listen up America, Taco Bell wants you to eat some mo’ flackin’ tacos. During the World Series, if there is one stolen base you get a taco. Are you friggin’ kidding me? There’s is no reason you shouldn’t take advantage of this. Even if you’re one of those people who hate Taco Bell tacos, you [...]

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(Toph’s Note: I’ve done a great job of keeping away from Britney, and would like to think this doesn’t count. And done.)
This made me piss my pants… WTF!?!?!

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So, you want to know how to be awesome? Well, why don’t you let Beau show you how.
Step 1 - “Alright, this shouldn’t be a big deal.”
Step 2 - “What the hell am I doing?”
Step 3 - “This is normal at a restaurant.”
Step 4 - “Here [...]

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