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They say on every great woman is a bikini, which is why we’re bringing you the very first Toph Speaks Swimsuit Edition. I’m not gonna lie, I don’t really know anything about bikinis. I can’t tell you where to find the perfect one, or what colors will look best on you. What I know is [...]

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So, the day is plenty bright, but I do miss when it wasn’t. Then, I’d post some cute chick and everyone would be happy. Remember when I used to make you guys happy? Now all you do is bitch, complain and expect greatness. Well you’ll get greatness… as soon as I have a moment.
Actually, I’m [...]

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I promise I’m not neglecting you guys. OK, maybe a little, but now that TheSportsBizzo is up, running and on iTunes I can re-dedicate my life to you. My sweet Toph Speaks fans.
Summer is around the corner, and with Summer comes new clothes. I’ve had no problem admitting my love of clothes, and you should [...]

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So, I was thinking, “Man, this is only Ask Toph 21?” I thought for sure I had written more, but when you think about it 21 is a lot. 21, not only was it my baseball number, but it’s the age of drinking. 21 is also the age when girls bodies start to decline, and [...]

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Because every day should be Miranda Kerr Day….

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I’ve taught you a lot of things here at TophSpeaks, and today is no different. Shaving has always been one of those things that we do because we have to do it, because most of you have to keep your facial hair at reasonable lengths. Or, if you’re like me, you can’t grow facial hair, [...]

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It’s damn near impossible to tie the perfect tie, but here at Toph Life, we’re going to try and teach you how. It’s almost imperative to your wardrobe that you know how to properly knot your tie. Face it, at least one time in your life you’re going to have to tie your own tie. [...]

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Valentine’s Day is across the street, so ladies, you should be thinking about slutting it up. We all know Halloween is the #1 slutin’ holiday of the year, but Valentine’s Day is the most underrated slutty holiday of the year. Basically, if I’ve gotta shell out $250 for dinner, then gettin’ dirty is the least [...]

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Ok, so technically, this is the second annual Tophie Awards, but last year they weren’t named the Tophies. I have become more creative this year than last year. Was that my ‘07 resolution? Maybe. I really don’t remember what it was. (Click here to check out the ‘06 awards) We’re going to mix it [...]

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As promised by me, here is my first annual Holiday Gift Guide for this Christmas 2007. I’ll break it into a few categories and give you the details on these must-haves for the holiday season. One love, homeskillets.
No Brainer Must-Haves
Nintendo Wii - I got mine last month or so, and I hate to admit [...]

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