Toph Speaks

What a strange TV season this is for new shows. Basically, due to the writers strike, there aren’t too many new ones out there. All that means is a lot of shows we enjoyed last year are coming back! But, before we get into the old, let’s take a look at the new Fall Shows [...]

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So, the day is plenty bright, but I do miss when it wasn’t. Then, I’d post some cute chick and everyone would be happy. Remember when I used to make you guys happy? Now all you do is bitch, complain and expect greatness. Well you’ll get greatness… as soon as I have a moment.
Actually, I’m [...]

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Some one told me a couple of months ago that I should post more Asians. Normally, when people tell me how to run my blog I tell them to shut the fuck up. I also tell them that if they don’t like the content, then they don’t have to read the blog. While I still [...]

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It’s good to be home. Let’s be honest, you really shouldn’t spend more than 48 hours in Vegas. It took a lot to wash the stripper and casino smell off of me. I’ll have a full recap of the weekend Monday or Tuesday. For now… here’s your Skillet of the Week.
We’ve really had an [...]

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It’s damn near impossible to tie the perfect tie, but here at Toph Life, we’re going to try and teach you how. It’s almost imperative to your wardrobe that you know how to properly knot your tie. Face it, at least one time in your life you’re going to have to tie your own tie. [...]

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Carrie Underwood’s hotness is underrated. Yeah, I said it - U.N.D.E.R.R.A.T.E.D. I believe it, too. We all know Carrie as the farm girl who won American Idol a couple of years ago, dated Tony Romo and has racked up tons of awards ever since. What we don’t know is the little girl waiting to get [...]

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(Toph’s note:  I’ve written on this before HERE. I have repeated a lot of things from the first time I wrote on it, but I will say it’s worth repeating. I’m not passionate about many things, but this topic gets me fired up for some reason. Maybe because I devoted so much time to it. [...]

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I’m really not sure there is anything better than getting new gadgets. I don’t know what it is about getting a new toy that makes life so sweet, but everyone is happier with new technology, whether it’s a vacuum cleaner that goes by itself or a new computer. Maybe I should have done this before [...]

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Ok, so technically, this is the second annual Tophie Awards, but last year they weren’t named the Tophies. I have become more creative this year than last year. Was that my ‘07 resolution? Maybe. I really don’t remember what it was. (Click here to check out the ‘06 awards) We’re going to mix it [...]

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I’ve always been a major fan of Natalie Portman. I think it began once I saw the movie Beautiful Girls for the first. Have you seen that movie? Highly underrated. “Stay cool, man. Stay cool forever.” Since The Professional, Natalie has always had an eye for choosing the best movies and not being overcome with [...]

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