Toph Speaks

OK, I am finally 75% caught up at work. So, it’s time to sit down and tell you guys a story. A story about a guy with a dream. A dream to own Vegas for a week. It’s a heroic story. A story of love, faith, trials and tribulations. Wait, actually it doesn’t have any [...]

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(Toph’s Note:  Actually, I have 2 notes today. The 1st is about the Asian above. She’s got nothing to do with anything, other than I haven’t provided Ray with an Asian to look at in a while. The 2nd, is that I’m going to Vegas on Monday - Thursday for work. Updates will be sporadic [...]

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I was talking to my good friend last night, who will remain nameless, who told me that it’s been so long since he dated that he’s forgotten how. This guy isn’t a loser or anything, he was just in a committed, serious relationship for the past 3 years. That was until she ripped his heart [...]

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I work with an idiot.
I’m not exaggerating. In fact, I’ve decided that I’m going to start building little posts around his stupidity. These emails, guys, you’re going to love it. This is what I will now call The K-Rid Segment.
I’ll just post a few sentences of his ridiculous emails, and let you guys see what [...]

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What a strange TV season this is for new shows. Basically, due to the writers strike, there aren’t too many new ones out there. All that means is a lot of shows we enjoyed last year are coming back! But, before we get into the old, let’s take a look at the new Fall Shows [...]

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Maybe you haven’t heard yet, but Zooey Deschanel is hot. Brown hair, blue eyes, hot. She’s not your usual TophSpeaks, bra and panties soaking wet kind of chick, but hey, she’s still got things happening.
Let’s talk about who she is, just in case you actually don’t know. She was in a few movies, and had [...]

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Anna is the girl that you’ve always wanted, and will never get. She’s brilliantly fun, hot as could be and she seems pretty kickass, to boot. She’s the quintessential girl next door. Well, that is if you lived next door to one of the hottest chicks in Hollywood. I’m saying it’s impossible, but….
Unlike other up [...]

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So, I tried booking a flight yesterday. Well, keep in mind that I haven’t booked a flight for myself in about a year or so. Typically, if Diabla doesn’t do it, then our office assistant does it. I live such a difficult life. In August, I’m going to Austin to see Ray and Doan get [...]

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(Toph’s Note: Wanted you guys to know that TophSpeaks is here for another year! I just renewed today. A lot of skillets left to be unturned. I love you.)
On Tuesday, Diabla and I were invited to this mega party happening on Saturday. The thing is, the party is in Philly. It’s being hosted by one [...]

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This might be the funniest, most vain thing that I’ve done. But, what the ladies want, the ladies get.
Let’s give some background!
Born Christopher Alan Miller, he was raised in the great state of Texas, in a sexy town called Mesquite. He attended college at Texas Wesleyan University as a Theatre Major / Pre-Law minor. He [...]

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