Toph Speaks

I’ve taught you a lot of things here at TophSpeaks, and today is no different. Shaving has always been one of those things that we do because we have to do it, because most of you have to keep your facial hair at reasonable lengths. Or, if you’re like me, you can’t grow facial hair, [...]

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It’s damn near impossible to tie the perfect tie, but here at Toph Life, we’re going to try and teach you how. It’s almost imperative to your wardrobe that you know how to properly knot your tie. Face it, at least one time in your life you’re going to have to tie your own tie. [...]

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I’m really not sure there is anything better than getting new gadgets. I don’t know what it is about getting a new toy that makes life so sweet, but everyone is happier with new technology, whether it’s a vacuum cleaner that goes by itself or a new computer. Maybe I should have done this before [...]

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One of the most important aspects for getting the sex is the way you smell. It’s very important that you incorporate the appropriate smells into your lifestyle, or you’ll find yourself alone and stinky.
There are 3 important aspects to cologne that you should be aware of before you buy. You must know how to buy, [...]

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Granted, I haven’t had to pick up a chick in some time, but when it was a daily requirement, I was freaking amazing. I was like the Patriots of dating. Yeah, maybe you were jealous with my flawless record, maybe you hated how I always came through in the clutch and maybe you hated [...]

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As promised by me, here is my first annual Holiday Gift Guide for this Christmas 2007. I’ll break it into a few categories and give you the details on these must-haves for the holiday season. One love, homeskillets.
No Brainer Must-Haves
Nintendo Wii - I got mine last month or so, and I hate to admit [...]

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(Toph’s Note - The Grading the Halloween Hotties will be out Thursday or Friday. This, of course, replaces this week’s Skillet of the Week, which returns on Monday. Prepare to be amazed…)
As you all know, I have had the worst case of writers block. So, I decided (with the help of Ray) that we should [...]

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This past weekend, Diabla and I jetted off to Monmouth Park Racetrack in Oceanport, New Jersey to take in the 2007 Breeders Cup. Our main reason for attending, besides the festivities, is because Diabla’s family has two horses who were participating - Dream Rush (who ran on Friday) and Irish Smoke (who ran on [...]

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Fall might be my favorite time of the year. Personally, I look best in the Fall. It’s not too cold and it’s not too hot, making it the perfect time to wear as many layers as possible. Luckily, living in San Francisco, it’s pretty much Fall year around, meaning I look sexiest living in San [...]

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It’s damn time we turned travel back into an art. Gone are the days when men would wear suits and carry proper luggage. Now, both men and women have resorted to wearing jeans, tee shirts, sweat pants, flip-flops, hats and carry the same hideous luggage that they use to take to the gym. It’s [...]

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