Toph Speaks

Snapinin’ my slutty friends. I’m here again this year to bring you the sluttiest pre and post Halloween costumes. I gotta be honest, I don’t even know how to handle this post this year.
I mean, Halloween is just out of control at this point. Basically, wear stockings, heels, panties, a bra and something on your [...]

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As I’ve said before when promoting other people, I don’t usually promote other people. So, why am I doing it again? Because this time it’s me, as well.
I’d like to introduce you all to The Sports Bizzo. Here’s what I’ve already written about the site, reproduced right here!!! Know that it’s still a work in [...]

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Really, I’m just running another photo test, but I am happy to report that Friday Night Lights will be returning for a 3rd season. You know what that means… More Minka!
Don’t think I’m turning into a strictly photo blog… just working some shit out. I think we found the answer. How sweet is the new [...]

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After watching 130+ hours of NCAA tournament play, I’ve discovered 3 things:
1. Western Kentucky, Davidson, University of Texas Arlington and all #1 seeds could beat the Mavs in a 7 game series.
2. The UCLA Bruin Cheerleaders are easily the hottest cheerleaders, not only in the NCAA, but in the history of the world. Isn’t this [...]

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I was about to write something very negative about where sports is heading. But, sports means too much to me. I’m not sure it would matter where it headed, I’d probably still watch. I will still raise my children to love the Cowboys and Mavs, and I will let them decide between the Yankees or [...]

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Every year, whether it’s football, baseball or football 2, you have award winners. You have everything from MVP and Rookie of the Year to Comeback player of the Year and Executive of the Year. Well, we (me) here at Toph Speaks are no different. A rousing conversation in the comments section of Skillet of [...]

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I have never hated someone as much as I hate Steve Kerr. I remember back in high school I was dating this girl, April, and she cheated on me. I got so mad that I went to that guy’s house to kick his ass, and he ended up kicking my ass. I called it homefield [...]

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Ninja Cheerleaders is perhaps the greatest idea I have ever heard. Many don’t know this, but La Diabla was a cheerleader at University. She is not, however, a ninja. Luckily, she still has her cheerleading outfit. Point being, Ninja Cheerleaders, a film written and directed by David Presley, is a film about hot [...]

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