Category Archives: Celebs

Allison Stokke… Updated

Posted on May 31, 2007 by

Sometimes a brotha hasta work, ya heard? I don’t know why, but I’ve been trying to bring ebonics back. Needless to say, it’s not working. I thought I should bring you all an Allison Stokke update, since it seems to … Continue reading →

Posted in 9Toes, Alison Stokke, Allison Stokke, California, Celebrities, Celebs, Entertainment, gossip, Ladies, skillet, Track and Field | 5 Comments

Skillet of the Week… Katharine McPhee

Posted on May 30, 2007 by

Let’s just say that I have McPheever. I actually have for a while, but never quiet got around to telling you guys about it. She is definitely skillets. She’s also kind of a bitch, and I really like that. Here’s … Continue reading →

Posted in AI, Celebrities, Celebs, Church of Toph, Entertainment, Fashion, Jeets, Katharine McPhee, Sex, skillet, Skillet of the Week, tophspeaks, Women | 4 Comments

Dirk… Here’s Your Invite

Posted on May 30, 2007 by

Dirk, whud up, home slice? Here’s the deal, brother, my bachelor party is in a few short weeks, and since you’re not doing anything you should just come along. We’re all flying out to Tijuana  San Diego, for some beer … Continue reading →

Posted in Basketball, California, Celebrities, Celebs, Church of Toph, Dallas Mavericks, Dirk Nowitzki, Mavericks, NBA, Sports, tophspeaks | 8 Comments

Skillet of the Week… Jarah Mariano

Posted on May 21, 2007 by

Jarah is hot. Well, I guess you knew that though, didn’t you? I mean, what’s a skillet if it’s not hot? As you all know, when it comes to Victoria’s Secret, I am Ambrosio through and through, but I wouldn’t … Continue reading →

Posted in Alessandra Ambrosio, Asian, Celebrities, Celebs, Fashion, Jarah Mariano, Kitchens, Sex, skillet, Skillet of the Week, skillets, Skirts, Toph Sex, tophspeaks, Victoria's Secret, Women | 9 Comments

Deal With the Devil?

Posted on May 15, 2007 by

What contract in Hell did Nick Lachey sign to allow him to tag all this hotness? Listen, I’ve never been one to be jealous of another man’s conquest, especially when that man is somewhat famous, but you have to be … Continue reading →

Posted in Alyssa Milano, Celebrities, Celebs, Entertainment, gossip, Jessica Simpson, Kitchens, Ladies, Sex, skillet, Skirts, tophspeaks, Vanessa Minnillo, Women | 5 Comments

So Much To Say…

Posted on May 15, 2007 by

  I have so much to complain, praise, and yell about I’ve decided to just wrap it all into one. Okay, so there is nothing to praise. How’s that for sex? As far as the greatest pictures I have ever … Continue reading →

Posted in Ask Toph, Basketball, Celebrities, Celebs, Dallas Mavericks, Entertainment, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Mavericks, Mavs, Maxim, Movies, NBA, News, tophspeaks | Leave a comment

Skillet of the Week… Nikki Sanderson

Posted on May 14, 2007 by

I would like to have tea with Nikki Sanderson. Who is she? Hell if I know, but she is hot, and that’s what the Skillet of the Week is really all about. Let’s check out her background, shall we? Okay, … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrities, Celebs, Entertainment, Ladies, Nikki Sanderson, Sex, skillet, Skillet of the Week, skillets, Toph Sex, tophspeaks, Women | 3 Comments

Skillet of the Week… Becki Newton

Posted on May 9, 2007 by

  (Toph’s Note: Sorry I’ve been away for a while, but life calls. With flying to Dallas planning for a wedding, and work trips, I get busy. I’ll never leave you for so long again. I love you. Enjoy the … Continue reading →

Posted in Becki Newton, Celebrities, Celebs, Entertainment, Fashion, Ladies, skillet, Skillet of the Week, skillets, Ugly Betty, Women | 6 Comments

Skillet of the Week… Alessandra Ambrosio

Posted on April 27, 2007 by

I’m not sure how this is Ale’s first time making The Toph’s Skillet of the Week, but all I can say is, “It’s about time.” I can say more than that, but who has the time? Why do we love … Continue reading →

Posted in Ale, Alessandra Ambrosio, Celebrities, Celebs, Fashion, Kitchens, Ladies, skillet, skillets, Toph Sex, tophspeaks, Victoria's Secret | 6 Comments

What Are You Doing?

Posted on April 20, 2007 by

Rachel, let’s talk. I think we need to before you do something horrendously wrong. First, I want us to look at the past. Did I like that you and Adam Brody were together? Of course I didn’t, but I accepted … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrities, Celebs, Entertainment, gossip, Kitchens, Ladies, News, Rachel Bilson, skillets, toph, tophspeaks | 2 Comments