Category Archives: Celebs

Cute and Smart… Pshaw!

Posted on August 1, 2007 by

No pshaw, actually. Apparently, this mythological pairing actually does exist in the form of Nicole Lapin. The minds of CNN have finally created the robot woman that men have craved since the beginning. (Wow… this is really sounding sexist. She’s … Continue reading →

Posted in business, Celebs, CNN, CNN Live, Nicole Lapin, skillet, Technology, Television, toph, tophspeaks, Women, Would You? | 7 Comments

Skillet of the Week… Megan Fox

Posted on July 9, 2007 by

(Toph’s note: I’ve been away to my bachelor weekend to past few days. I’m debating on writing a story about it. I’m just not sure if I can come close to doing it justice. I love you.) I have been … Continue reading →

Posted in California, Celebrities, Celebs, Entertainment, Fashion, Ladies, Megan Fox, skillet, Skillet of the Week, toph, Toph Sex, tophspeaks, Transformers, Women | 11 Comments

Live from Abbey Road…

Posted on June 25, 2007 by

  3 Abbey Road, St. John’s Wood If you have the Sundance Channel, you should be watching the best show on TV. I’m not kidding when I say this either – Live From Abbey Road has to be the best … Continue reading →

Posted in Abbey Road, Celebrities, Celebs, Live From Abbey Road, MTV, Music, Musicians, skillets, Sundance, Television, The Beatles, toph, tophspeaks, TV | 5 Comments

Skillet of the Week… Minka Kelly

Posted on June 24, 2007 by

Do you know Minka? She’s so hot it makes me want to crap myself. There’s not much to know about her other than the general hotness that she exudes. Of course, she steams up my TV every Sunday morning as … Continue reading →

Posted in California, Celebrities, Celebs, Entertainment, Football, Friday Night Lights, Ladies, Minka Kelly, NBC, Sex, skillet, Skillet of the Week, skillets, Television, toph, Toph Sex, tophspeaks, TV, Women | 6 Comments

Baby Tiger…

Posted on June 19, 2007 by

  I love Tiger Woods. I don’t know what it is about born winners, like myself, but they’re pretty much amazing. So Tiger didn’t win the US Open, but can you blame him? First of all, how many of you … Continue reading →

Posted in Baby Tiger, Celebrities, Celebs, Elin Nordegren, Entertainment, Golf, News, Nike, Sports, Sweet Justice, Tiger Woods, tophspeaks | Leave a comment

Skillet of the Week… Jessica Alba

Posted on June 18, 2007 by

OK, this is pretty much a no brainier, right? WRONG! I am actually pretty pissed off at Ms. Alba. Lately she’s been going every where she can, looking amazing, telling people how ugly she is. How stupid. Recently, she was … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrities, Celebs, gossip, Jessica Alba, Sex, skillet, Skillet of the Week, skillets, tophspeaks | 1 Comment

Skillet of the Week… Birthday Girl Adriana Lima

Posted on June 12, 2007 by

You heard me right; today is Adriana Lima’s birthday. Born Adriana Sex Lima, June 12, 1981. So, I figured that should finally earn her Skillet of the Week Honors. I was going with Topanga from Boy Meets World, but I … Continue reading →

Posted in Adriana Lima, Celebrities, Celebs, Church of Toph, Entertainment, Fashion, Kitchens, Ladies, Lima, Sex, skillet, Skillet of the Week, skillets, toph, Toph Sex, tophspeaks, Victoria's Secret, Women | 10 Comments

Would You? Ana Ivanovic

Posted on June 8, 2007 by

So, I’ve decided to start a new feature on the world famous Toph Speaks. It’s called, “Would you?” as you saw from the title. Basically, I’ll post some photos of a chick that I’m undecided about, and ask if you’d … Continue reading →

Posted in Ana Ivanovic, Celebrities, Celebs, Sex, skillet, skillets, Skirts, Tennis, Tennis Chicks, toph, Toph Sex, tophspeaks, Women, Would You? | 8 Comments

Skillet of the Week… The Ladies of The Hills

Posted on June 6, 2007 by

Yes, you heard me, this week we get a trifecta of hotness and it couldn’t come at a better time. I know what you’re thinking, “Toph, you couldn’t possibly watch The Hills, right?” Wrong, I do watch The Hills, and … Continue reading →

Posted in Audrina Patridge, Celebrities, Celebs, Kitchens, Ladies, Lauren Conrad, MTV, Sex, Skillet of the Week, skillets, The Hills, Toph Sex, tophspeaks, Whitney Port, Women | Leave a comment

Ask Toph the Celebrity Edition…

Posted on June 4, 2007 by

  Good day lovers, and how sexy do we look today? Every morning before I go to work I ask myself one question, “Would I do myself?” If the answer is yes, then I go on my way. If the … Continue reading →

Posted in Alessandra Ambrosio, Ask Toph, California, Celebrities, Celebs, Entertainment, gossip, Jeets, Jessica Alba, Katharine McPhee, Lindsay Lohan, Rachel Bilson, Self Help, skillets, Skirts, toph, Toph Sex, tophspeaks, Vanessa Minnillo, Women | 7 Comments