Toph Speaks

What a strange TV season this is for new shows. Basically, due to the writers strike, there aren’t too many new ones out there. All that means is a lot of shows we enjoyed last year are coming back! But, before we get into the old, let’s take a look at the new Fall Shows [...]

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Maybe you haven’t heard yet, but Zooey Deschanel is hot. Brown hair, blue eyes, hot. She’s not your usual TophSpeaks, bra and panties soaking wet kind of chick, but hey, she’s still got things happening.
Let’s talk about who she is, just in case you actually don’t know. She was in a few movies, and had [...]

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So, the other day Ray had an idea, which was to highlight some sexy print ads. I thought that Ray had a brilliant idea, and that’s what I’m here to do. Let’s look at some sexy ads, shall we?!
Obviously, American Apparel has always been known for printing sexy, provocative ads. However, this ad, which appeared [...]

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Anna is the girl that you’ve always wanted, and will never get. She’s brilliantly fun, hot as could be and she seems pretty kickass, to boot. She’s the quintessential girl next door. Well, that is if you lived next door to one of the hottest chicks in Hollywood. I’m saying it’s impossible, but….
Unlike other up [...]

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OK, before you say shit, Ray, she is of age. When your girl Miley flips over 17, then I’ll gladly have her up (or when the naked photos are posted… which ever comes first).
I’m assuming by this point, regardless of your love or hate for Disney, you know Vanessa Hudgens. She’s that hot girl dating [...]

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Just want to say thanks to everyone that hooked up on my Twitter over the weekend to follow the action at the Beer Pong Tournament. I’ll have details by Friday in case you’re the only person not on Twitter.
I’ll be the first to admit that I’m not the biggest fan of Anne Hathaway, but she [...]

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Right now everyone is screaming at me for putting Paris Hilton as the Skillet of the Week, and I think that’s funny. OK, yes, I posted her just to get a rise out of people. I haven’t had an uproar in a long time.
But, Paris is kind of hot, don’t you think? Maybe it’s because [...]

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TophSpeaks is back!
I’ve missed you guys while I’ve been away. In the past few weeks I’ve been around the US making the Life of Toph happen. It was an amazing vacation, but it’s good to finally be home where I belong. I have lots of news to share with you guys, but that will come [...]

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So, the day is plenty bright, but I do miss when it wasn’t. Then, I’d post some cute chick and everyone would be happy. Remember when I used to make you guys happy? Now all you do is bitch, complain and expect greatness. Well you’ll get greatness… as soon as I have a moment.
Actually, I’m [...]

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For some reason, I’ve been saving Blake Lively. Not entirely sure why, but seeing Accepted over the weekend reminded me that it’s time. Sure, it’s long overdue, but I’ve been too fixated on other ladies of Gossip Girl to have a place for Blake Lively.
So, who is she? Well, she’s the blond chick from Gossip [...]

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