Ok, so technically, this is the second annual Tophie Awards, but last year they weren’t named the Tophies. I have become more creative this year than last year. Was that my ‘07 resolution? Maybe. I really don’t remember what it was. (Click here to check out the ‘06 awards) We’re going to mix it [...]
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The 2007 Toph Awards…
January 3rd, 2008 · 31 Comments
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The Day the Alba Died…
December 12th, 2007 · 11 Comments
Jessica Alba is pregnant and it’s not my baby, it’s stupid Cash Warren’s baby.
How are you gonna allow yourself to be impregnated by Cash Fucking Warren? Cash Warren?!?! We’re talking about Cash Warren?!? Cash Warren?!?! What are we talking about? Cash Warren?! We ain’t talking about David Beckham. We’re talking about Cash Warren. Not Brad [...]
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