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Slutty Halloween Costumes 2008

October 16th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Snapinin’ my slutty friends. I’m here again this year to bring you the sluttiest pre and post Halloween costumes. I gotta be honest, I don’t even know how to handle this post this year.
I mean, Halloween is just out of control at this point. Basically, wear stockings, heels, panties, a bra and something on your [...]

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Skillet of the Week… Evangeline Lilly

January 23rd, 2008 · 3 Comments

Well, with the Lost premier just around the corner (Thursday, Jan. 31st for us non-Hawaii bitches), I figured it was time for the Skillet of the Week honors to bestowed upon Evangeline Lilly. Who is she? Come on, she’s Kate on Lost. The smokin’ hot brunette who brings millions of dudes happiness every [...]

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Skillet of the Week… Avril Lavigne

October 8th, 2007 · 20 Comments

There’s something about emo girls that just get it done for me. I’m not sure what it is, either. Maybe it’s that I can make them cry by neglecting a plant, or maybe it’s that my sexy, dark poetry cuts at their soul. I don’t know what it is, but Avril does it for me. [...]

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