Toph Speaks

Snapinin’ my slutty friends. I’m here again this year to bring you the sluttiest pre and post Halloween costumes. I gotta be honest, I don’t even know how to handle this post this year.
I mean, Halloween is just out of control at this point. Basically, wear stockings, heels, panties, a bra and something on your [...]

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Well, with the Lost premier just around the corner (Thursday, Jan. 31st for us non-Hawaii bitches), I figured it was time for the Skillet of the Week honors to bestowed upon Evangeline Lilly. Who is she? Come on, she’s Kate on Lost. The smokin’ hot brunette who brings millions of dudes happiness every [...]

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One of the most important aspects for getting the sex is the way you smell. It’s very important that you incorporate the appropriate smells into your lifestyle, or you’ll find yourself alone and stinky.
There are 3 important aspects to cologne that you should be aware of before you buy. You must know how to buy, [...]

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Welcome to the 2nd Annual Grading the Halloween Hotties Celebrity Style. As per usual, Halloween Hotties will be graded on a skillet by skillet basis. For the statistical breakdown check out the chart below. Enjoy the Skillets and feel free to add your own thoughts and analysis.
The Rating System
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(Toph’s Note - The Grading the Halloween Hotties will be out Thursday or Friday. This, of course, replaces this week’s Skillet of the Week, which returns on Monday. Prepare to be amazed…)
As you all know, I have had the worst case of writers block. So, I decided (with the help of Ray) that we should [...]

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There’s something about emo girls that just get it done for me. I’m not sure what it is, either. Maybe it’s that I can make them cry by neglecting a plant, or maybe it’s that my sexy, dark poetry cuts at their soul. I don’t know what it is, but Avril does it for me. [...]

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